Nobituary

When you stop smoking cigarettes you can write your Nobituary.

Rob stopped smoking cigarettes so he can write his Nobituary and not his Obituary

by icwish September 27, 2009

Noobite

A person who is , from the get go, a noob, normally told by they're friends to get on the game to help them be noobs. A group of noobites can be called a noobite colony, swarm, flock, or pack.

We were having a good game, until a noob came in. It wouldn't have been a problem, until he envoked the noobite packs by calling in his friends.

by Akalay February 28, 2011

Noritoshi Kamo

One of the Hottest Blood Manipulator in Jujutsu Kaisen. Noritoshi is normally very calm and stoic in most situations, whether it be in front of his allies or rivals.

Noritoshi Kamo ? his the heir of the Kamo Clan.

by Akira Casino April 29, 2021

Nobita Moment

When you fail a test, similar to how Nobita Nobi always gets 0's on his test.

Damn, I failed my test. What a nobita moment.

by dekisugi October 28, 2020

Noobitron

Someone so noobish that the word "noob" is not adequate. Also appropriate to refer to such persons as: 'tron, noobface, nooblet, noobtard, and nooblius maximus.

Jeff: What the hell, did you see that 16-year-old a**-face just cut me off in his stupid little Toyota Yaris?
Mark: Fu*kin' noobitron.

by Scotty TJ December 4, 2010

Nobbit

Something you call someone when they say something random and you dont know how to respond.

Nobbits are generally awesome people.

Shut up, you Nobbit.

by AmazingNobbit March 30, 2011

noobitis

A severe condition that results in the noob gland becoming gradually inflamed to the point by which exposure to the individual (whom has nobitis), can cause yourself to contract the disease. Caution must be taken when encountering an individual with noobitis, as one may become a noob themself. A terrible, terrible fate.

Bob: "Oii, you hear about Paul?"
John: "nah, what happened?"
Bob: "They wanted to take him to the hospital, supposebly he is suffering from noobitis. The doctor told me not to visit otherwise I'd land up there too"
John: "tough.. I hear that disease can be fatal.. What a poor, poor noob"

by harry_the_second April 24, 2011