floridian 2 week notice

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

by PJS May 14, 2006

noption

Something that isn't an option. An abbreviation of 'not an option'.

'Noption'
'Man that's a Noption'
'You're layin' down Noptions'

by David Culver January 1, 2008

nontittical

(adj.) lacking in the chest region

"Wow, Michelle's boobs are kind of on the small side"

"You're right, she's very nontittical"

by brightlove December 15, 2009

Nopter Copter

a fancy/ classy ass way for saying no

"hey, ummm, well, i really like you and i wa-a-as wondering if you wanted to go to the danc-"
"NOPTER COPTER"

by the cringey meme kid September 29, 2017

Nophie

Nophie Is A Ship Name, For The Famous 13 Years Old Actress,Model,Tiktoker And Youtube Star Sophie Fergi, And Nathan Smith He is 15 Years Old And He Is A Awesome Dancer In The Tiktok Community. Nathan Smith And Sophie Fergi Met Eachother In 2020, In the Tiktok Community.But In 2021 They Reunited In Person And Become A Great ship. People is Now Obsessed With This Ship. Nophie Will Always Be The cutest Ship In the whole World. Sophie Fergi And Nathan Smith Are In Love.

1.Look At Them Isn't Nophie Just Perfect.
2.Is The Nophie Ship Official??
3.Girlfriend:I Wish We Could be Like Nophie..

Boyfriend:Yeah I wanna be like them too.

by By Vale_Isabella January 20, 2021

Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear

by -Mary&Danny May 3, 2015

Noticeably F.A.T.

The fat beatboxing D.J. from Fry's past. Wears a red jump suit and LL Cool J style hat. Parody of Notorious B.I.G.

Noticeably F.A.T., drop us a beat!

by Noticeably F.A.T. January 8, 2008