Nooner-Buddy

n. A person with whom you share sexual relations, specifically during your lunch hour.

"You're not stressed anymore! What did you have for lunch?"

"A Nooner-Buddy"

by Andrea T. June 28, 2006

nooner

someone of relativley low intelligence or street smarts, someone who always gets you in trouble. Also known as having sex during lunch time

"dude, why the hell did you do that!? stupid nooner."

by captain bloodsock March 08, 2008

High-nooner

It's a wedgie at noon. Something an uncle does to his nephew to be a daily a**hole, that makes your underwear go right up your backside, slamming your poop back into your rectum.

Man, my Uncle got me again with another High-nooner. My underwear tore me a new a**hole! Opened me right up!

by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 13, 2021

Nooner on Giggles

To have sexual relations (midday-ish) on or in proximity to a green circle rated ski slope

My wife and I pulled aside for a nooner on Giggles when our kids were shredding it with the ski instructor elsewhere

by Wowne December 16, 2017

Jobbie Nooner

Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm

(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)

A Jobbie Nooner is the best lunch ever; just ask MOCO!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009

e-nooner

A word cheaters use in Bananagrams when they have too many vowels and don't want to take the trade-in penalty.

I drew too many vowels, and so now e-nooner is a word - it's like a nooner ... but online.

by bananahands5 November 23, 2019

mega dank nooner

When you do such a dank whoolie on your motorcycle that the front tire point straight up hence “nooner”

Kyle - “I busted a mega dank nooner right by that cop and as soon as he lit me up I dropped a gear and dusted his ass”

Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock”

by Professional squid September 25, 2020