Common Nonsense

Common nonsense is every member of society's basic ability to perceive, understand, and judge things in a nonsensical way that is shared by, thus common to, nearly everyone and can reasonably be expected of nearly all people without need for debate.

Because "aspartame," the chemical used to sweeten most chewing gums, is made from laboratory-created bacteria shit, chewing gum, as popular as it is, and as cool as some younger people think it is, is a manifestation and an infestation of common nonsense in the nation.

by but for October 21, 2017

No-Nonsense 69

This type of 69 is what happens after a long, grueling day at the office. The male wants to get right down to business so the only thing taken off is the pants and underwear. With his white collared shirt and dress socks still on, he proceeds to sit right on the face of his female counterpart. The male must ALWAYS be on top, it's part of the "no nonsense" label.

After a 12 hour day at the office, multiple power naps, and right after guzzling a Mountain Dew kickstart, Gary burst into the apartment and proceeded to immediately no-nonsense 69 his girlfriend, Ginger. He's a big time no-nonsense 69er, that Gary.

by Kris Pejovich May 24, 2014

White Nonsense

Something non-white people use to describe ridiculous things white people do.

Titus Amdromedon: What White Nonsense was that?" (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1)

by WeAreRunningOutOfPseudonyms June 17, 2018

silly nonsense

having or showing a lack of common sense or judgment which causes foolish or unacceptable beliefs and behavior

Believing black cats will cause bad luck, and trying to avoid them, is silly nonsense.

by Malayna88 July 12, 2014

utter nonsense

When someone makes up a silly little definition you tell them that they are talking utter nonsense.
Strangley enough, the majority of definitions on Urban Dicitionary fall into that category.

Have you seen Urban Word of the Day? Its Stanky Leg.

Stanky Leg - what on earch is that?

I know!!! Utter Nonsense

by ledge67 February 19, 2009

Confuction-Nonsense

1) A word made up by a man with a less than average brain who resides somewhere Guyana which has taken Facebook by storm as to how stupid some people can be.
2) A Word now used to describe the stupidity that comes out some person's mouth.

1) There is no such word as Confuction-Nonsense.
2) You talking a whole bunch of Confuction-Nonsense.

by twavis January 21, 2020

General Nonsense

A topic on the mobile app quizup. It was a formerly thriving society of competent individuals in the years between 2015-2017, which quickly turned into a desolate landscape after someone dropped a large nuke on the entire topic in 2018. When this happened several of the former inhabitants left and the ones that stayed mutated to fit the radiated environment. The post nuke era of the topic now consists of mostly Libtards, 14 year old pseudo intellectuals, weeaboos that have only watched My Hero academia and Death Note, and some surviving members of "the good ol' days" as they word it. All of them write like a dyslexic person playing Googly Eyes by Goliath and post terrible memes they found on Ifunny.

Person 1: Hey, have you ever been on General Nonsense?
Person 2: Why would I ever want to go on that glorified Tumblr?

by Kaosmaker August 19, 2019