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NoFap

A cult mainly of people who used to masturbate 5 times a day to porn and now abstain from fapping altogether.
Ignorant of the fact that there is a middle ground between the two extremes of either not fapping at all or doing it 10 times a day, or that you don't need porn to masturbate and that it can be a pleasant experience when not taken to the extreme.

They believe their life is ruined when they "relapse", that is, to break their streak of days without "PMO" (Porn-Masturbation-Orgasm), and that abstaining will give you powers such as: confidence, a deeper voice, enhanced muscle growth, a presence that will attract females and so on. Of course, you'd lose them if you relapse.

Mostly based on anecdotal evidence found on /r/nofap.
There are studies to this, for example "A research on the relationship between ejaculation and serum testosterone level in men." by Zhejiang University, that can be summarized as follows: On the 7th day after abstaining, there is a peak in testosterone levels with an average 45% increase of the base level. The day after, it quickly drops back to normal and doesn't reach a peak anymore.
"Hey guys, I did NoFap for 12403 days now, and today a girl gave me her number. NoFap totally works!"

"Today, I relapsed after 46 days and I can see the results already. I feel weak, tired and lost my confidence. Do NOT EVER relapse!"
by Peterbok August 4, 2018
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nonfupmilfsomf

non-fat upper pussy mom i'd like to fuck sit on my face
Mrs. Frantz walked by and i said to my friend Dave, "nonfupmilfsomf!"
Dave nodded his head, "HELL YEAH!"
by BIG ROB January 22, 2004
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nofap

A community where people go to wallow in self-pity and brag about their "addiction".

It does help some people with their real life endeavors, but only through the superficial validation and amnesty for all of their wrongdoings. Nofappers believe that nothing they have ever done is their fault, because they are afflicted with the "addiction" of masturbation.

Needless to say, the subreddit is full of depressed people.
NoFap is ironically the biggest circlejerk on Reddit.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 7, 2016
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nofap

A new epidemic sexual disorder in one's life, basically refraining from masturbation. Mainly targeted at males.
Person 1: I'm frustrated! I couldn't wank this week because my parents were home 24/7 and because of that I can't watch porn!
Person 2: Porn?! (get's triggered) I'm one of the nofap guys! Quit wanking and quit porn, you're only ruining your life!
Person 1: Ruining my life? Oh, you're one of these sick nofappers cultists! Get away from my face before you spread your disease!
by An actual minecraft hater*lol* September 15, 2016
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Nofuckinvember

The month of November, but enhanced with the sheer chaotic glory caused by the Return of the Jamesernaut. Prophesied to return in the year 2010 from the sandy unwiped ass crack of the world, chance, luck, or whatever god you believe in has allowed for this momentous occasion to land in the year 2009. There will be no mercy.
"Dude! I'm getting outta this hole in November! Nofuckinvember baby!! FUCK CAMEL SPIDERS!! WHOOO!!!"
by novembergod October 4, 2009
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nocuppatee

An undesireable thing, action, result, or state of being.
Stop! That is nocuppatee!
by Teva W September 13, 2009
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Nofunistan

A place of absolutely no fun, where all the fun has been drained out of an otherwise fun situation.
Jack: "Dude come play beer pong with us!"
Brian: "Go ahead, I don't really feel like drinking today"
Jack: "Wow when did you become president of Nofunistan?"
by pastynround February 14, 2012
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