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Acronym for Not my Fucking Problem, as used by government spindoctors in The Thick of It
"Did you see the whip's numbers?"
"NOMFuP"
NOMFup by mtucker February 25, 2010
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(Noun)
1. An online community with thousands of members who practice avoiding all forms of artificial sexual stimulation (e.g., watching porn and masturbating).
Determined to suppress his porn addiction, he decided to start NoFap.
Nofap by TheBlackWeeaboo July 8, 2016
1.Look at the noupe on that one eh!

2.Ya bouy i slid it right in her noupe last night.
Noupe by chazwell432 January 9, 2011
The extremely difficult act of not fucking oneself
Man nofap is hard
nofap by eeeeeeg April 26, 2014
The idea that one can become stronger and better themselves by abstaining from porn and masturbation (possibly arousal as well). Personally NoFap has worked for me wonders. I am currently at 92 days, and although I do not have “superpowers” my mind is much clearer, and I feel more motivated to eat healthy, go to the gym, and daytrade.
Person 1: “NoFap is a placebo, dude”
Person 2: “The fuck are you talking about? I am a living example showing it works, my mind is clearer, I am more motivated, and confident.
NoFap by PhilMcCrack July 5, 2021

noted nofuns 

Friends of yours who shit on everything, no matter what.
I thought this party was great, but noted nofuns Mitch and Jimmy had to harsh on it.
noted nofuns by JormanThoad March 21, 2017