No Deal

Another term for "no", or "go fuck yourself". When someone says something to you, usually presenting an offer or an ultimatum, you can disagree by saying "no deal"

Hey man I just found out that you've been flirting with my girlfriend and now I'm very angry. What am I going to do about this you may ask? Well, I'm gonna come to your house, kick your teeth in, and shut your mouth for you.

Sorry...no deal

by Le Derpson January 2, 2012

The Deal

First you need a bottle of tequila. preferably Jose. proceed to drink at least half. plus as much beer as you can find. go out with the hottest girls you can find but DO NOT touch them whatsoever. once intoxicated pretend to be blind act as retarded as you can. once all of your alcohol supply is gone then you should make your journey home. never take the shortest easiest route. start as many fights as you can along the way and when you finally make it home be sure to piss on your roommates' couch and eat all of their shit. repeat weekly

Levi: oh shit we got the deal again last night
John: are you fucking kidding me?
Denzel:What's the Deal?
John and Levi: Fuck you D

by john to the b September 21, 2010

dealing

v., Retail selling or distribution of narcotics or other substances outlawed by government, see dealer.

You want some skag, talk to Chip, he's dealing.

Chip got busted for dealing.

by idunnit October 28, 2004

no dealings

No feelings to another being. Straight up w/ it. In & out. No games. No part in an action.

I don't want no dealings with it.

by Groovyguh January 23, 2017

Deal

The act of accepting the way things are.

"WAAAH! Avril is making music!"
"Deal."

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

Not Dealing

When you're really not hanging out/chilling/etc. Unable to deal with yourself. Freaking out.

Yo Mike's not dealing at all. He's tweaking his beak off.

Yo I woke up and I was so hungover, I felt psychotic. 100% not dealing.

by NahManItsNotLikeThat January 7, 2011

deal

1) statements to use in agreeing or disagreeing with a prior statement.

2) statement to use in saying that a situation has to be accepted for better or for worse.

1) "Let's get some lunch."
-"Okay, deal!"

"Let's get some lunch at mcd!"
-"No deal!"

2) "So, how's life?"
- "Oh, you deal, you deal."

by Izzycroque July 10, 2006