No

1) means no.
2) evil twin of yes.

1) NO!!! PLEASE DONT!!! NOT THERE!!!
2) do you want aids?
uhm, no?
you mean YES!?
No. i mean its evil twin.
yes?
NO! NO AIDS!
YES! YES AIDS!!!
LEMONAIDS!!!!

by Mike Dixie Normous March 1, 2008

No

Powerful word that can instantly shoot down an entire conversation.

Guy 1: Hey dude I have this thing with karen, what should I do?

Guy 2: No
________________

Jim: It probably makes a sorta "pit-pat" sound

Will: what are you talking about? It's silent.

Jim: But if it HAD to make a sound.

Will: No

by winpie February 3, 2008

No

Indicates possesive speech in Japanese.

2)
Sensei no misete kudasai to kiite kudasai.
(Please watch and please listen to teacher.)

by Kaori December 28, 2005

No

When said in a disbelieving, shocked, or surprised voice it signals you didn't see something coming. Its said when all the evidence shows you one thing, but you still are in disbelief.

Dude1: Dude did you see Ashley?
Dude2: Not recently why?

Dude1: *points to Ashley making out with another girl*
Dude2: No... *is said in surprised and shocked voice*

Dude1: Awesome right.
Dude2: Hell yeah!

by Unit7 May 13, 2009

No

Sometimes it means yes.

Are you gay?
No.
Me too. Let's have sex!

by Toxisac September 16, 2004

No

No means no. NO. Once you hear this word, back off. Go the fuck away.

"Wanna go out?"
"No"
"Okay"

*NEVER COMES BACK*

by BossAssBitches December 4, 2014

No

The opposite of yes. Used as a word to decline.

Also portrayed as a way to say "GTFO" "STFU" "F*** off" etc.

A misconception (whether intentional of accidental) is that "no" means "yes". The person who asks might be stupid, or really desperate for something. Something along those lines.

The powerful word "no" can also ruin your life.

Sam: Wanna go the movie theater?
Jon: No.

Jack: Hey buddy! Hows it going?
Jon: No.

Mary: I'm bored. Can we hang out at my house?
Jon: No.
Mary: Okay then!
*Mary drags Jon by his arm*

Jon: Will you marry me?
Kate: No.
*Jon frozen in shock*

by The Ninja Cat December 18, 2011