newbury park high school

a high school in southern california where there are and absurd amount of stoners. about 1/4 of the population smokes pot. 0 school spirit and sucks at everything sports wise except girls soccer and maybe 2 others. most students hate that they have no school spirit but does nothing to change it. most kids used to be really good at fighting, but now they are all fresh fags. has a very strong art department, and only has 3 classes a day, maybe 2 if you're lucky

"do you go to newbury park high school?"
"yes"
"your football team sucks because they all smoke pot"

by yoyoyoyoyosocalreppin December 17, 2011

Newbury Park

A small town with Ventura 20 miles west and LA 20 miles South. Newbury Park is kinda just here. Nothing goes on, we just chill. Half the kids at the High School are stoned off their asses. No crime, no excitement.

Jimmy: Where did you grow up?

Tom: Newbury Park

Jimmy: Oh where's that?

Tom: Small SoCal town, prey close to Malibu and LA

Jimmy: Oh thats sweet!

Tom: That is where you are wrong kiddo

by Bored Resident of NP April 3, 2017

patricia newbury

Patricia Newbury is a synonym for overweight and grotesque. Usually people refer to these words when talking about obesity.

Oh man you're looking like patricia Newbury!

by Nanninckon January 6, 2019

Newburn's Syndrome (Type 3)

Type 3) Type 3 Newburn's Syndrome or T3-NS also known as Lee's Disease, is the far most severe form. There is absolutely no cure for it what's so ever, there is no treatment, there is hardly any help. A person having T3-NS is very easy to notice. They are by no means a humble person at all. They are incredibly stubborn and their word is absolute. They are better than you in every way, and there is nothing that you can do to change that, eventually they may see you as an equal, but they are still better. If something is not good to them, or it is not popular, it is utter garbage, nothing more. They only take advice from their equals, and nobody else. They can be considered a "Tool" in most cases, because of their extreme arrogance. Many of them are exceptionally loud people, and like to flaunt "how good they are" by showing off their amazing skills, and bragging while doing so. People who are generally referred to as a "Luck Sack" and known for their obnoxious behavior because of it, usually if seen by a professional will be diagnosed with T3-NS. A high warning to anyone who encounters one of these, avoid them at all cost. They can be considered dangerous, some of them are prone to violence, once again take extreme caution when dealing with someone diagnosed with T3-NS. As mentioned before, there is no known cure for this disease. It is highly contageous.

"I really can't stand that Andrew guy, he's such a dick, all he does is shit talk and think he's soooo amazing."
"Yea i hear ya, but feel bad for him, he's got Lee's Disease."
"Aw Newburn's Syndrome (Type 3), aw, how sad, yeah, i'll try and be nice to him."

by Ricky Babaganoosh February 22, 2010

Newburn's Syndrome (Type 1)

Type 1) The complete inability just to be an ass for apparently no reason. Studies have shown that usually the bigger your head gets, and the bigger your ego, the more likely you are to suffer from Newburn's Syndrome. The best way to deal and treat the first part of this condition is basically to just take everything thing as a whole, and not judge the smaller things, even though you may be above them, appreciate them, and don't consider yourself the most amazing person in the world, obviously there's someone better than you, always. Type 1 Newburn's Syndrome or T1-NS is the least severe of this syndrome, it can be treated easily with counseling and moral support from your friends, as long as you are willing to accept the help. The origins of T1-NS are still highly unknown, but it was first discovered in a Yu-Gi-Oh! player by the name of Ryan Newburn hence who the disease is named after.

"Man, Steve has been on a hot streak lately but his arrogance is getting to him. Do you think he should by tested for Newburn's Syndrome (Type 1)"

by Ricky Babaganoosh February 22, 2010

newburn

They are VERY rare and have nice asses and very.big tits

Oh look over that.looks.like a.newburn

by Brooklyn mea March 11, 2018

Newburg

A notorious neighborhood in Louisville Ky that rapper EST Gee claims and made popular in numerous songs that he raps.

Newburg ain’t have guys when I left it

Now Everybody know we Shine Together

by TherealHood‼️ June 2, 2021