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Nauck's Mom

The entity of which a man feels successful in a sexual experience and feels as if he just got 'a free one'. Founded by Christopher Nauck, made famous by Coach T. Often the result of a good day, lose of weight, and burning sensation in said trousers. Usually the said word, is followed by the abbreviation FTW (For the Win).
1."I'm kinda horny, maybe I'll go to Michelle's and Nauck's mom her all night long!"

2."So what're you doing for the weekend?"


"Nauck's Mom, FTW!!!"

3. "Dude that girl that just walked by is at least an eight.

"Nahh, brah I'll give that a Nauck's Mom!!
by Idk779 January 23, 2009
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nuck if you buck

if you're gonna be a hater and talk shit in a niggas face you better be ready to throw down and catch a beating


if you buck (talk shit), you better be ready to nuck (fight)
"nigga i aint playin right now, you better nuck if you buck fool or take your clown ass the fuck home"
by scott April 20, 2005
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moose nuckle

The slightly bigger version of camel toe....Usually refered to as the "fat girls" camel toe...the moose nuckle!!
Holy shit, that aint to camel toe thats a motha fucking moose nuckle....i dare you to go tell her to pick it...
by joe January 18, 2005
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Nuckfuttery

Nuckfuttery comes from the original phrase fuck nut, subsequently changed to nuck fut, which is a nicer way of saying fuck nut without being too offensive.

Nuckfuttery (n.) generally describes something that is one of the following:

1.Fucking messed up.
2.Fucking ridiculous.
3.Fucking stupid.
4.Fucking retarded.
5.Fucking bad for society as a whole.
6.Fucking horrible.
7.Fucking bad.
Those douchebags on Capitol Hill sure do take part in a great deal of nuckfuttery!
by TheThink May 30, 2006
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Nuck

The term is most commonly referred to as,

(verb)

1: a physical act performed by the male partner, immediately preceding sexual intercourse in a rear-entry position.

2: To position one's self to sexually penetrate his partner, specifically in a back-entrance position, otherwise known as 'doggy-style' (common slang).

3: To prepare for copulation.

4: When a stallion (a male horse) positions itself on top of the female horse, just prior to breeding. This pre-penetration act is known as nucking.
In a 'doggy-style' position, the male is typically standing on his two legs and supporting himself with one of his arms either on the floor or the female's back. Meanwhile, he is stabilizing himself by adjusting his footing/balance, if you can picture that. The male is nucking, getting ready to penetrate the female. It is the most natural, primitive state of sexual intercourse between male and female. (i.e., as the beast nucked in preparation for copulation, the excruciating anticipation of the pleasure awaiting him caused his erection to jump and ooze with pre-ejaculate fluid.)
by Derell Johnson February 26, 2014
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nucking futs

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.
No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.
by Chris Manley April 18, 2016
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moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.
that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!
by groupie#1 September 22, 2006
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