Niggaritous

1. The act or thought of being black.
2. Thinking or actually having a lot of swag.
3. Thinking you are the hottest person alive, but no one wants to be around you cause you stink like rotten eggs.

Jose: Hey Carl! Whats Crackin?
Carl: Not much fo, jus sitt hurr sippin on muh drank.
Jose: Dude..you got a case of Niggaritous.

by thar3@lsl!m$h@dii May 20, 2013

Ninjavitis

When someone has severe memory loss due to excess consumption of alcohol, one is said to have Ninjavitis.

"I can't remember anything about last night, had a serious case of Ninjavitis"

"I can't believe I got with that ugly bird last night, Ninjavitis strikes again"

"Mate where did everyone go last night? Oh Ninjavitis"

by cass254 August 25, 2009

ninjarig

To fix something using duct tape, super glue, or zip ties

I broke my brake lever on my bike so I had to ninjarig it in order to be able to stop

by jasoueax respoueaxon April 30, 2009

Ninjitous

what someone has when they are obsessed with ninjas and everything they say has to do with ninjas

Guy: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ME: It's the laughter ninjas kicking you in the face
Guy: dude you have a serious case of ninjitous

by CarbonTheory June 10, 2009

ninjaries

When you have a small injury and you don't know how you got it.

"Dude, where did these bruises come from?"

"I dunno man, must be ninjaries."

by Gwyndylynn Rachelle April 13, 2014

Ninjarism

To be a ninja at all times. Doing ninja shit when others are just doing normal shit.

To remain stealthy.

Sneaky, stealth like trick shots.

Weapon building. Ninja star throwing. Sword slicing.Discpline Distraction Dojoless Dopeshit

Silent like a ninja, skillful and stealthy, he snorted the line without security seeing, that's ninjarism

by Small town crook November 21, 2019

Ninjatoasting

to unpromptedly flex something to a group of people in order to artificially boost their impression of you, often through false or irrelevent claims

Bro was totally ninjatoasting when he said his bulge was too big
The trick to getting them to like you is ninjatoasting
I hate it when people ninjatoast, its so unneeded

by Mossty January 22, 2023