Ninjagamer

Some fucking idiot who plays video games. Considered a nice guy but is a fucking dickbag in most other situations. Run away from him if you see him in real life or he'll tell you that we should totally one hundred percent buff Mccree and delete Genji from overwatch entirely.

"Ninjagamer told us that genji is fucking stupid op but we all know hes just bad at hitting moving targets."

by Not Ninjagamer June 4, 2017

ninjaneer

Someone that solves seemingly intractable problems and stealthily submits the solution so as to remain anonymous.

When the development team arrived this morning we found that some unknown ninjaneer had checked in several uberbug fixes overnight.

by dmitchell78721 June 6, 2013

ninjaneer

one who creates and practices ninja theory and attack

D MAN, head ninjaneer,practices ninja technique in solitude.

by Justice Ras December 19, 2007

ninjaneer

The act of creating a new feature or product without management's knowledge or consent.

Usually in response to customer feedback that management ignored.

Bob: Geez Sue! This customer has a really great idea for our product, but I can't get our product manager to put it on our roadmap.

Sue: No problem Bob. We'll pad time on a another feature and ninjaneer it. They'll never know the difference.

by MOs April 6, 2012

ninjatize

1. To make more ninjistic.
2. To completely own or ninjown.
3. To perform a ninja-like act.

1. "Dude how did you get into the movie without a ticket?" - "I ninjatized myself, man."
2. "BOOM HEADSHOT!!! NINJATIZED BIAAAAAATCH!!!"
3. "This chick wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I ninjatized that bitch with the back of my hand."

by a ninjistic ninja who ninjitizes December 31, 2008

ninjanomic

The set of calculations, deductions, and conclusions that aperson may use to justify spending $200 on a pair of shoes instead of paying rent, light bill, or car note

Did yo get your ninjanomic stimulus yet this year?

by jasoeuax respoeuaxon April 30, 2009

ninjaries

When you have a small injury and you don't know how you got it.

"Dude, where did these bruises come from?"

"I dunno man, must be ninjaries."

by Gwyndylynn Rachelle April 13, 2014