Ninja turtle’d

When 4 brothers or coworkers bang a fat white chick that lives on a reserve.

I want you 3 and Raphaël to come back tonight. I want to get ninja turtle’d

by Yipyepbrown October 29, 2022

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

One of four turtles who were mutated by a substance called 'Ooze.' Love to eat pizza and watch TV. They fight the bad Foot Ninjas, too.

Donatello ish the most badass mofo of the Ninja Turtles.

by Scrub June 4, 2003

Reverse Ninja Turtle

A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.

And then you eat pizza.

Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.

by Chip Z'hoyy April 14, 2013

awkward ninja turtle

similar to the awkward turtle, place your hands on top of each other, except point your palms towards the awkward individual (representing the evolution of the ninja turtles to walk upright) and make punching/kicking gestures with your forefingers/thumbs

someone makes a sex joke in front of your parents.....what do you do?....awkward ninja turtle....

by Craiggy February 24, 2008

stoopid ninja turtle pussio

basically when sum1 be real ugly like wit 10 rolls on their forehead yh and they also a pussio, making them a stoopid ninja turtle pussio

*wimp*: "no im not gonna fight the bully" *other guy*: stfu u stoopid ninja turtle pussio

aye aye made this wit my g oscar, iss dion here and ethan next me rn is gay

by dionkdionkdionkdionkdionkdionk May 6, 2021

spoon fed ninja turtle

Used to describe someone who has a fuck up that only a dumbass could have.

friend: i dropped my Nintendo into the toilet while taking a humongous shit!

you: your a spoon fed ninja turtle.

by k!mmyh3d-69 October 20, 2021

Reverse Ninja Turtle

A man with well defined, possibly protruding abs. Instead of a shell on his back, he has a "shell" on his stomach.

That guy has done so many sit ups he's become a reverse ninja turtle.

by reverseninjaturtle July 18, 2016