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Ninturdo

A name crafted by someone with no imagination, creativity or obvious talent with the English language in order to attempt to slam a piece of machinery. The fact that they have done this speaks to the fact that they hold video games very high in their priorities, proving a few things:
1) They need to find solace in games because women want nothing to do with them.
2) They also lack any life whatsoever. The lack of skill and time it took to post this shows they lack people skills and intelligence to work at the most menial of jobs.
3) They will be spankin' it to Tomb Raider later.
Person 1: "Its not Nintendo, its Ninturdo!"
Person 2: "Do I actually waste my free time hearing this?"
by Looch May 11, 2003
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nonfuck

A man or woman who, for whatever reason, will not engage in premarital sex. Mainly found on conservative or religious college campuses.
Damn that babe was so fine, it's too bad she was a nonfuck, otherwise I would've taken her straight up to my room for some all-night action.
by AttiSchwagg May 2, 2010
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ninguangboobs

Ninguangboobs is an amazing person!!
They are genderfluid and use any pronouns :D I think....and they are rlly horkny sometimes...
If you mess with ninguangboobs she/he will obliterate you.
Ninguangboobs is an amazing person!!
by Will_iscurrentlydead April 16, 2022
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ninjutsu

Ninjutsu is a large collection of different martial arts that was used by ninja. The ninja used 18 different martial arts called Ninja Juhakkei. These martial arts are...
Seishin-teki kyoyo(spiritual refinement)
Taijutsu(unarmed combat)
Ninjaken(sword techniques)
Bojutsu(stick and staff fighting techniques)
Shuriken(throwing blade technique)
Sojutsu(spear fighting)
Naginatajutsu(halberd fighting)
Kusarigamajustu(sickle and chain techniques)
Kayakujutsu(pyrotechnics and explosives)
Hensojutsu(disguise and impersonation)
Shinobi-iri(stealth and infiltration techniques)
Bajutsu(horsemanship)
Sui-ren(methods involving water)
Boryaku(military strategy and political manipulation)
Choho(espionage)
Intonjutsu(concealment and escape methods)
Tenmon(meterology, zoology)
Chimon(geography, zoology)
Also thngs like chakra is complete crap, and ninja weren't magical. This is something from the old days because many people didn't understand how ninja did their jobs.
There are some other martial arts that ninja used like using bow and arrows and medicine making but the Ninja Juhakkei are the main ones used and the ones that make up ninjutsu.
by nathan676 March 1, 2008
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Ninjuice

From "Ask A Ninja."

When you get some awesome ninja street cred for doing something ninjatastic. Its also a very painful drink that tastes like a punch in the face.
I got some some rad Ninjuice by killing a flaming Minataur with three heads.

or

Ninja 1:" Eww! Thats some bad ass Ninjuice!"
Ninja 2:" Dude, thats orange juice and minty mouthwash."
by Secret Justin June 5, 2007
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niffum

someone who loves to eat there muffins backwards..lol
by destiny November 7, 2004
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ninjury

the act or process of being injured by a ninja
He was in the field picking peaches from a tree when he was ambushed and suffered a ninjury.
by Otrant May 22, 2006
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