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sneaky nelson

A sex position where you put her on all fours, tell her you're just gonna fuck her as normal but then you put it in her bum instead.
Boris is such a cunt, he pulled a Sneaky Nelson the other night after dinner.
by goato December 2, 2016
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samantha nelson

Samantha Nelson is the one who makes my heart stop and the one who makes it start beating again. Shes not the air i breathe. Shes the reason i keep breathing. I love her the way a flower loves the sunshine. Because of the sunshine the flower can grow and thrive.
by Tall Dude 1981 May 7, 2018
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Sarah Nilson

Some girl who lives in orleans
“Have you seen Sarah Nilson today?
by Cape tech stuff June 15, 2021
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The Full Sex Nelson

A sexual position that is rarely used in today's society, it can be performed with either male on female action, or male on male action.

It is carried out as follows:

1. While in the Sexual Intercourse position of Reverse Cowgirl

2. When the dominant member is close to orgasming, he proceeds to sit up and put the receiving partner into a Full Nelson wrestling hold.

3. After the receiving partner has been rendered unconscious, the dominant partner then proceeds to pull out and ejaculate onto the unconscious partner's face.

4. The dominant partner then immediately evacuates the premises before the other partner comes back to consciousness.
-"yeah man, I was over at her place last night and I totally pulled The Full Sex Nelson!"

-"after I gave her The Full Sex Nelson, I was in my car and driving away within 3 minutes!"
by Darth Livious November 8, 2010
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Sour-Nelson

When a man ejaculates onto a piece of bread, covers another piece of bread in honey, combines the two and eats it.
Dude, I dare you to eat my Sour-Nelson.
by PaulTaylorThe4 May 13, 2008
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spewy nelson

To get out of something (anything but job related work) by pretending to be sick.
"Ohhh(groan)Im doin' the Spewy Nelson, you go shopping wihtout me honey, I'm way too sick, I wouldn't want to infect other people."
"Erik did the Spewy Nelson so I guess we're stuck with all this work."
by Diego August 30, 2003
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Shane nelson

Person: did you see Shane Nelson
Person: yas
by Egg man 69696 June 8, 2022
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