Newschooler

one who participates in a type of skiing branching
off from freestyle, makes use of all types of
terrain: jumps, rails, pipes, cliffs, buildings....ect.
newschool tricks are based off of rotations, inverted flips and usually combine these with grabs, tweaks, and steeze.
contrary to popular belief it is not neccesary to wear XXL pants to be a newschooler.

snowboarder 1: "damn!, that crazy skier just pulled off a
sick Muted 900!
snowboarder 2: must be a newschooler...tight!

by hoyaaaaaaaaaaa May 27, 2006

dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

nerdsploitation

the exploitation of nerds by producers of nerd-oriented films, books, or television shows.

You know none of the actors or producers of The Big Bang Theory are nerds. That show is nothing but pure nerdsploitation.

by Fabulist April 9, 2012

bad news cooz

term referring to a woman who is trouble; she may be diseased, bitchy, manipulative or unjustifiably expensive

Man, you know that bitch Ashley? She's nothin' but a bad news cooz, son.

by hatetronic 4 thousand trillion November 9, 2009

special needs cannon

A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.

That tard is definitely gonna special needs cannon the next person to annoy him

by Bardootx3 May 9, 2018

villager news

The news that we can trust.

"Villager number 14 is on the scene."
*insert theme here* villager news

by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021

news at 11

An expression of total non-surprise at the revelation of something that is supposedly new and/or exciting, but is actually old hat. Often used in a sarcastic context.

Person A: "A new report just released says that the sky is blue."
Person B: "News at 11."

by Some Guy (2q38f7bdo73h2sdlh) September 26, 2005