I got a new roach

It's were you buy a roach but later you find out it escaped from its cage because you bought a hamster cage instead.

Hey look! I got a new roach

by bee_offical June 21, 2021

new roblox ugc

some kind of weird item in roblox that was made by a user but uploaded by roblox themselves i think

dude did u see the new roblox ugc????
yeah its dogshit

by uhohspaggetios March 7, 2022

Times New Roman

A way to make your essay fit the page count

Professor : Your report should be maximum 8 pages.
Student 1 : Shit! I'm over the page count.
Student 2 : It's ok, just change your font to Times New Roman.

by academicloopholes December 23, 2017

The Times New Roman

A rock'n'roll band from Baltimore Maryland, poised to take over the world.

I would leave my husband for The Times New Roman.

by futureicon August 28, 2009

new ross

A place in Ireland co.wexford

It's a total kip and nobody likes it
Never go out with someone from new Ross

Sean - lads I shifted Emma from new Ross

Shane- were not friends anymore new Ross people are as hard as marshmallows, new Ross is a kip and I hope it burns down

by K8 June 2, 2017

Good times new roman

An exclamation of enjoyment. Get it? Like good times, but it's also a font.

Timothy: I just bought Red Dead Redemption

Lucas: That sounds like good times new roman.

by Whip-it Fiend November 29, 2011

New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014