Neesa.
People often get this name mixed up with "Nessa" but it's neesa!
Neesa is an absolute angel. The sweetest person to walk this earth. No matter how upset she is she will always be the therapist friend. She's the type who says "ilu" after just meeting someone and will *platonically* mean it. She just radiates the best energy and is a delight to be around. Neesa is STUNNING..but she is either insecure or confident (mainly both.) Neesa is emotional and either loves attention or hates it. When she's upset she doesn't like to dump her issues on to others and overthinks a LOT. She loves animals, nature and is great with kids. Is very loyal in relationships and friendships. She has an odd sense of humor. She has a very innocent cute outer shell and a kinda crazy personality on the inside when you get to know her. The experience of it all is a joy ride. Her fashion taste? Magnifique! She'll say "I don't like the curse..." but oh my she curses up a storm.
in all Neesa's are perfect. If you're a Neesa I LOVE YOU.
People often get this name mixed up with "Nessa" but it's neesa!
Neesa is an absolute angel. The sweetest person to walk this earth. No matter how upset she is she will always be the therapist friend. She's the type who says "ilu" after just meeting someone and will *platonically* mean it. She just radiates the best energy and is a delight to be around. Neesa is STUNNING..but she is either insecure or confident (mainly both.) Neesa is emotional and either loves attention or hates it. When she's upset she doesn't like to dump her issues on to others and overthinks a LOT. She loves animals, nature and is great with kids. Is very loyal in relationships and friendships. She has an odd sense of humor. She has a very innocent cute outer shell and a kinda crazy personality on the inside when you get to know her. The experience of it all is a joy ride. Her fashion taste? Magnifique! She'll say "I don't like the curse..." but oh my she curses up a storm.
in all Neesa's are perfect. If you're a Neesa I LOVE YOU.
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The first person you hear from whenever an important news story breaks. Having idolized news anchors like Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper, the newsance relishes every opportunity to experience the awesome wave of self-congratulatory importance that derives from delivering a novel news story. The newsance recognizes this as a cause greater than oneself and, as such, will go to great lengths to inform every last one of his/her friends about a breaking news story--at any time of day and by any means necessary.
*Phone rings at 3 a.m.*
John: What in the hell... *yawn*... who's calling so late?!
Phyllis: John! My goodness, have you heard? HAVE YOU HEARD?! Oprah just announced she's quitting her show! 25 YEARS!
John: Uh... gah, is this Phyllis again? Do you really have to call so late?
Phyllis: It's Oprah! This is, like, a historic moment! I just couldn't bear the thought of you waking up to it in the morning, having to deal with it all alone.
John: Listen, Phyllis, I know I've always called you my friend, but no longer. *hangs up*
John's wife: Phyllis, right? Jeez, she's a real newsance.
John: What in the hell... *yawn*... who's calling so late?!
Phyllis: John! My goodness, have you heard? HAVE YOU HEARD?! Oprah just announced she's quitting her show! 25 YEARS!
John: Uh... gah, is this Phyllis again? Do you really have to call so late?
Phyllis: It's Oprah! This is, like, a historic moment! I just couldn't bear the thought of you waking up to it in the morning, having to deal with it all alone.
John: Listen, Phyllis, I know I've always called you my friend, but no longer. *hangs up*
John's wife: Phyllis, right? Jeez, she's a real newsance.
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