Nervous Masturbation

It is when you are so nervous about something, you masturbate.

My Nervous Masturbation, yesterday, wasn't the best because I was nervous about the final exams.

by TioKilo May 24, 2017

nervous game

The nervous game is a game of will power, or some other thing that makes you determind not to quit. The object of the game is simple: Your oppenent puts his/her hand on your knee, and you put your hand on his or her knee. Each person takes turns asking this question: "Are you nervous?" if the person answers yes, they lose, but if they answer no, move your hand up their leg a little more. Eventually, it will get interesting!

My bf made it through the entire nervous game! I wonder why...

by eyes_4_an_ANGEL October 10, 2007

Nervous Poo

Having to take a poo before completing a task, such as your SAT's or flying solo in an aeroplane for the first time.

Adam : "Hey man ready for your first flight, alone?"

Tiemo : "Sure am, ahh first i think i'll go take a nervous poo before i go up."

by somerandomguy99 December 6, 2009

nervous nelly

A person who is scared to do things mildly intese.

We're just driving to New Orleans. Why are you being a nervous nelly?

by Manny Daddy August 6, 2007

nervous bear

A gentleman who still lives with his mother into late adulthood and spends all his day flaming and trolling on the internet.

1. Come on, get a job, get a house and a life, stop being such a nervous bear.

by paul mctavish March 28, 2007

nervous in the service

acting extremely anxious and nervous for a prolongued period before an extremely important event. Mostly applied to sexual intercourse, when becoming nervous in the service can lead to premature ejaculation, no ejaculation, and/ or death.

Did John tell you about his sexual encounter?

No, how did it go?

Let's just say he got a little bit nervous in the service.

by LaChad June 23, 2007

nervous amy

A girl, or girls, who reside in michigan and go on spring break and have lots of secret lingo and secret things they cant reveal to strangers so they make code words up that no one can figure out unless youre really cool. in order to understand the true meaning of nervous amy, you must be a nervous amy. being in a hotty tubby helps to understand everything. also biting of the cheeks might occur when you finally understand the true meaning of nervous amy....smotheredcoveredpeppered.

Drunk Kid in hotty tubby: hey hey hey whats yo name baby girllll??

Nervous Amy: Hey youre nervous. get away.

Kid: wait, i AM a nervous amy! yessss HOLD MY DICKKKKKK

by skinny nigguh May 20, 2011