nurkies

Engorged, lactating breasts with chapped, swollen nipples.

Mama gon' bust out them nurkies so's to stuff a cryin' mouth full of titty tears.

by darkmatteriii April 14, 2016

Nerpies

The resulting burning red rash when you use Nair on your genitals

"I wanted to be smooth as a baby's ass down there but the Nair gave me Nerpies"

by NocturnalNight June 13, 2019

nerkle

Name of an animal in Dr. Seuss's "If I ran the zoo." The word "nerd" just before it caught on as a word while nerkle didn't so as a joke, a teacher once called it the name of the current shape of Washington D.C.

"Maybe I'll have a nerd or a nerkle in my zoo and name Washington D.C. after it."

by 6thGradeHistory April 15, 2021

nerbie

A nerd that is a noob at the same time.

Nerbie #1: Hey! I got 99.314159 on that test today!

Kid: What a nerbie. -.-

by Kenny S April 12, 2008

nerkel

a cross breed of steve urkel and a nerd

my friend looks like nerkel

by cjepps21 February 14, 2012

nerken

Aj's hella small penis

All the girls laughed at Aj's Nerken

by Eric Tullius April 15, 2005

Nerkey

A nerd who is also a turkey. Nerd + turkey = nerkey.

"He's such a nerd, Adam is. Actually, he's more than a nerd, he's a nerkey!"

by PRwiz101 May 24, 2008