While pooping, the release of the turd causes water to splash up all over your butt cheeks.
Similar yet inferior to Poseidon's Kiss
Similar yet inferior to Poseidon's Kiss
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1. Officially the outermost major planet in the solar system after the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status in 2006. An ice giant with a cool, deep blue coloration. Similar composition to Uranus. Mean distance from the Sun 2.798 billion miles. Equatorial diameter 30,775 miles, give or take 20. Polar diameter 30,250 miles, give or take 40. Visible cloud deck is at temperatures around 218 degrees Centigrade below zero. Orbits once in 164.79 Earth years, or as of this writing just about once since it was discovered by Urbain le Verrier and Johann Gottfried Galle in 1846. Visited by Voyager 2 in 1989. At last count had 13 recognised moons. Had a dark blue marking looking remarkably similar to Jupiter's Great Red Spot, with Neptunian proportions and colour scheme, at the time of Voyager's flyby, which was promptly named the Great Dark Spot; apparently this has since disappeared.
2. Roman divinity of the sea, influenced by but not identical to the Greek Poseidon. Also a god of horses. Had a fishy lower body and brandished a trident.
2. Roman divinity of the sea, influenced by but not identical to the Greek Poseidon. Also a god of horses. Had a fishy lower body and brandished a trident.
Neptune is visible in a good telescope.
Capitolus strode on board his ship and set sail across Neptune's kingdom.
Capitolus strode on board his ship and set sail across Neptune's kingdom.
by Fearman May 12, 2008
Get the Neptune mug.On the IMDb, who is a total creep. He is the type to think with only his dick. Therefore, he puts himself and other people, females that is, in situations that are rather bad. Then on top of that, instead of taking responsibility for his behaviors, he blames the female. For example saying things such as, “Well, she asked for my naked picture. Well, she is obsessed with me.” One of these days, he will have sex with a minor, then say the following, “Well, I didn't know she was 10.” If he stopped thinking with his penis, he maybe would have figured her age out.
On the IMDb, who is basically an inconsiderate person. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL EXPERIENCES!
On the IMDb, who is just a dumb party boy. All he does is drinks, parties and sexually objectifies females.
On the IMDb, who is arrogant. You wonder how he has time to go on the computer and flirt with every girl on the board with his active life. With his active participation in sports, the social scene, and whatever else he wants to add.
On the IMDb. who will become a future rapist. But, not any rapist. I'm talking about the date rape rapists. Not the gang rape rapists, not the ones that just hide in the bushes and pop out of nowhere. I'm talking about the ones that say the following things when you take him to court, “You lied! You wanted it! I didn’t force myself on you! You are a slut, who is in love with me.”
On the IMDb, who lies. If you read what he writes, he is always changing his story. He said that he had a 15 year old girlfriend and he was 17. He said that he loved her and that she wanted to take it to the next level. You know, sex? But, he loved her so much that he wanted to wait. Well, after that he tells these stories about having sex with her at McDonalds. What happened to the sweet, sensitive Neptunewanter, that wanted to wait? Then, no more than a month later, he said that his girlfriend is 19. What happened to the 15 year old that he loved so much? Also, if he was 17, originally and he just had a birthday, how can he still be 17? Either he makes a lot of typos with a lot of miscommunication. or he is lying.
On the IMDb, that has some pictures, where he looks like a 30 something, made of wax, freak. That overdid it on the steroids.
On the IMDb, who is basically an inconsiderate person. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL EXPERIENCES!
On the IMDb, who is just a dumb party boy. All he does is drinks, parties and sexually objectifies females.
On the IMDb, who is arrogant. You wonder how he has time to go on the computer and flirt with every girl on the board with his active life. With his active participation in sports, the social scene, and whatever else he wants to add.
On the IMDb. who will become a future rapist. But, not any rapist. I'm talking about the date rape rapists. Not the gang rape rapists, not the ones that just hide in the bushes and pop out of nowhere. I'm talking about the ones that say the following things when you take him to court, “You lied! You wanted it! I didn’t force myself on you! You are a slut, who is in love with me.”
On the IMDb, who lies. If you read what he writes, he is always changing his story. He said that he had a 15 year old girlfriend and he was 17. He said that he loved her and that she wanted to take it to the next level. You know, sex? But, he loved her so much that he wanted to wait. Well, after that he tells these stories about having sex with her at McDonalds. What happened to the sweet, sensitive Neptunewanter, that wanted to wait? Then, no more than a month later, he said that his girlfriend is 19. What happened to the 15 year old that he loved so much? Also, if he was 17, originally and he just had a birthday, how can he still be 17? Either he makes a lot of typos with a lot of miscommunication. or he is lying.
On the IMDb, that has some pictures, where he looks like a 30 something, made of wax, freak. That overdid it on the steroids.
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Get the Neptunewanter mug.Sum ugly ass bitches with some ugly ass attitudes. Gon get your shit whacked. Students be suckin off the teachers and bitches always be gettin into fights over stupid shit like if someone blinked at them. Hoes continue to have their sex tapes leaked and they've already gotten hiv like 30 times in a row. Bob the builder can't even fix this shit. And shit. Bob the builder can fix everything. There's weed in every locker and I swear them janitors open them lockers up and shove the weed up their asses. Because don't we all wanna do sum shit like that?
"Hey, can I get a copy of your sex tape?"
"Nah. You can get the experience of one rn tho." 😉 Neptune high School
"Nah. You can get the experience of one rn tho." 😉 Neptune high School
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And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.
And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.
Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"
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