Neocon

Another word for neo-Nazi.

Neocons are neo-Nazis in pinstripe suits.

by author December 31, 2006

neocon

A new con introduced when people stop falling for the old con.

Republican 1: George Bush? But that old liar is completely unelectable!

Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.

Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?

Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.

by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011

neoconservative

Person who practices 1960s hedonism in his/her personal life, but abolishes all the hard parts (social responsibility) of that decade's cause. Normally a chicken hawk, as well. Often uses drugs but wants to spend $37,000/year of taxpayer money to ruin the lives of poorer people who do the same.

If you haven't figured it out, the neocons are in control right now.

by Zeppelin June 28, 2004

Neocon-nazi-gold

Neocon-nazi-gold refers to money borrowed from China and other big international financial players by Neocon-nazis to fuel a faux economic boom in order to finance the War On Terror in Iraq and Afghanistan. Once doled out to war profiteers, banks, and insurance companies it is notoriously unrecoverable from deep pockets.

You guys are misunderestimating W. Remember that he plans to save us all with his $850 billion Neocon-nazi-gold appropriation to his bestest banker buddies.

by oldParasiteSingle March 31, 2009

Neocon

One who hasn't served, political hypocrite, draft dodger, One who votes to send other people's sons to war

Dick Cheney, neocon célebre never served his country but was well served by the war he created.

by TommyStub December 26, 2014

Neoconservative

A neoconservative is someone who, when watching The Matrix, believes that it's real.

Lewis Black wrote the above definition of a neoconservative.

by Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo January 3, 2007

anarcho-neocon

An ultra-leftist, largely in the United States and Europe, who uses supposed "socialist" arguments to support what are objectively right-wing, pro-imperialist positions.

Anarcho-neocons portray Western government regime-change efforts as progressive revolutions, while smearing anti-imperialists and anti-war activists -- who think, 'Hey, maybe we shouldn't destroy countries in the Global South' -- as "tankies," "Assadists," and "Stalinists."

Anarcho-neocons agree with old-fashioned neoconservatives that imperialism will bring "authoritarian" countries "democracy."

Anarcho-neocons are always leftier than thou; no existing leftist government will ever be good enough for them. But contras armed and trained by the CIA to disembowel and crucify Third World nationalists are so dope! No flags, no gods, no masters, no socialists, definitely no communists, and please folx no more anti-imperialists!

Also see: Idlibs

Charles Davis, Shane Bauer, and Molly Crabapple are all anarcho-neocon psychos who think CIA-backed Takfiri death squads in Syria are heroic revolutionaries.

by madurosmoustache June 10, 2020