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Ning Nang Nong

A magicall place invented by Spike Milligan, somewhere past the Black Stump, but not quite as far as Timbuktu. Famously popularized by the popular adult television programme Play School.
On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows smoke Bong, and the monkeys all throw poo, There's a Nong Nang Ning Where the fat man sings, and the tea pots sing along too. On the Nong Ning Nang all the mice get banged, and you just can't catch 'em when they do, so its Ning Nang Nong, Cows smoke Bong! Nong Nang Ning, the fat man sings, Nong Ning Nang, The mice get banged, What a noisy place to belong, is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!!
by TarddieBuddie January 30, 2010
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Neanderman

(n) A human that does not look evolved and has a more primitive, ape-looking face as if they were part Neanderthal. Usually caused by chain smoking for an extended amount of years.
"Becky, a Neanderman, was captured today by scientists mistaking her for the missing link."
by Johnathan Thunder October 24, 2009
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Neanderballing

To be naked from at least the waist down during a camping trip. Only men can neanderball.

From the Rhett & Link sketch, "Camping".
(Link uncovers the bottom half of his sleeping bag and Rhett immediately turns away)
Rhett: Oh! I didn't know you were neanderballing it down there!
Link: Just don't look then
Rhett: It's not the looking it's the knowing!
by ZeeDeutschman December 21, 2015
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nanghead

A nang is an Australian slang for nitrous oxide filled ballon, or simply, cream chargers. Nangheads are those who use them excessively which result in an excessive lost of neurons and brain cells. As a consequence, nangheads are dumb and stupid fools who do stupid things. Mild cognitive impairment and short term memory lost is also common.
Person on tabs, caps, and nangs 1: *laugh at nothing*
Person on tabs, caps, and nangs 2: *laugh at nothing*
Both: *laugh louder* rofl rofl
Sober person: wtf ,*rolls eyes* nangheads.
by nanghead October 31, 2017
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nang

The word originated in Hackney, London. Specifically Kingsland Secondary School (now sadly gone).
The word is a direct product of one Nang Phan, an ex-student of KS. It came about through boys in years above her chiding "ahh, Nang you're nang". It caught on like wildfire from there.
by Nang's Best Friend August 11, 2003
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Neanderthal

White people like BeccaBoo are Neanderthals.
by CherylCheryl January 20, 2018
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Neanderthal November

A celebration of manliness and our natural state in which for the entire month of november, men will grow their beards regardless of age or ability to grow a full beard. Women can participate by not shaving their legs, but this is not required of them.
Guy#1: Hey man, what's up with the beard?
Guy#2: It's neanderthal november, you're not allowed to shave until December 1st or later.
Guy#2: I can't participate, my beard grows really patchy.
Guy#1: No worries, Neanderthal November isn't about beards, it's about being as manly as you can be.
Guy#2: *Throws razor in the garbage*
Guy#1: Now you're getting it. Now let's go pillage a weaker tribe
Guy#2: HUZAH!!!
by Mahmutthole November 2, 2009
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