Narnian

A gay person who is so deep in the closet they reside in Narnia. Usually in reference to someone being self delusional about their own sexuality.

"Isn't Bob gay?"
"Yeah but he's so deep in the closet he's a NARNIAN.

by CultPhenomenon March 7, 2010

Narnian Atheist

A person who doesn't believe Narnia exists.

"My friend Chris Keller doesn't believe Narnia is real, he's a Narnian Atheist!"

by Keegan T. April 7, 2006

FOR NARNIA

When one roars "FOR NARNIA", they have just ejaculated.

Fabio: FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Susan B. Anthony: It's in my hair :l

by the black swan1 January 14, 2011

Narnia Wand

An extremely potent spliff that will send you to Narnia in seconds.

After 3 tokes on the Narnia Wand Joe was completely stoned

by AllNightmareLong March 2, 2009

Narnia Deep

When a person is so far in the closet about being gay that they don't even realize it themselves. As though they are living in an alternate universe.

Also see Narnian

So Scott has been dating Sarah for 4 years now and they have only had sex twice and he only seems to only get turned on around other guys? Wow, he's Narnia Deep.

by Duir1981 June 28, 2011

Almost to Narnia

The act of being homosexual to such a high degree that were the closet metaphor reality, you would have by this point almost have reached narnia due to how far you are in the closet.

Bill: Heyyyyy, look at the ass on that dude.
Bob: Seriously bro, keep going, you're almost to Narnia.

by narya August 13, 2011

Off to Narnia

When you can't find some(one/thing)so you say it is off to Narnia.

Guy 1: Where's Jon?
Guy 2: He's Off to Narnia.

by bonelesspizza December 13, 2016