Beaver Narcotics

n. That which intoxicates a male in the throes of new infatuation leaving him senseless, useless and wishy-washy. The affected individual may lose all desire for any human contact other than with the object of his desire. Symptoms may include glazed eyes, thousand yard stare and a compulsion to divulge details of recent sexploits with anyone who will listen. Immediate effects of beaver narcotics are post coital pliability and a desire to turn all possessions and free will over to the pussy pusher.

See also: Pussy Whipped, and Snatch Trapped

ex. "Hey, we haven't seen Marvin in a while. What's his deal?"
Dude, you don't know? He's all strung out on Beaver Narcotics. He's willed everything to his new girlfriend, Dorcas. I think he's been snatch-trapped.

by Crankshaw October 1, 2009

narcotics anonymous

A 12 step program started by Jimmy K. Alcoholics Anonymous's red-headed step child fellowship. The "other" 12 step program. Terms like "clean and sober" "addict and alcoholic" and "cross addicted" are not necessary in NA meetings

Let's go to the Narcotics Anonymous meeting and talk about how crazy we are then go get some coffee

by yeksim November 8, 2006

narcotic entrepreneur

A classy name for a drug dealer.

Son: Dad, I think I want to be a narcotic entrepreneur when I grow up.
Dad: Sounds fancy, go for it!

by The narcotic entrepreneur October 26, 2013

narcotic honcho

Started as a member of "TalkMoney"

A person who's a top of the chart in the "drug association" whom can make a profit in a phenomenal way

Alphonse Gabriel "Al" Capone was an Narcotic honcho of Brooklyn New York

by BAD AZZ FAM July 3, 2016

narcotasist

A person who assist in the procurement of narcotics i.e (drug dealer)

Yo bro you got the number to the narcotasist we used last week?

by An9ryw1z4rd October 16, 2019

Nardolistic

when someone is being bothersome, but if you tell them off, they'll freak out unnecessarily, so you just have to endure it

Jim: dude, Jeff was so nardolistic tonight that I wanted to scream
Arnold: i feel you man

by CJ_squared March 16, 2021

nitrogen narcosis

A drowsy state induced by breathing air in pressures higher than one atmosphere.

The scuba diver died of nitrogen narcosis.

by bdavid April 15, 2015