Beaver Narcotics

n. That which intoxicates a male in the throes of new infatuation leaving him senseless, useless and wishy-washy. The affected individual may lose all desire for any human contact other than with the object of his desire. Symptoms may include glazed eyes, thousand yard stare and a compulsion to divulge details of recent sexploits with anyone who will listen. Immediate effects of beaver narcotics are post coital pliability and a desire to turn all possessions and free will over to the pussy pusher.

See also: Pussy Whipped, and Snatch Trapped

ex. "Hey, we haven't seen Marvin in a while. What's his deal?"
Dude, you don't know? He's all strung out on Beaver Narcotics. He's willed everything to his new girlfriend, Dorcas. I think he's been snatch-trapped.

by Crankshaw October 1, 2009

narcotics anonymous

A 12 step program started by Jimmy K. Alcoholics Anonymous's red-headed step child fellowship. The "other" 12 step program. Terms like "clean and sober" "addict and alcoholic" and "cross addicted" are not necessary in NA meetings

Let's go to the Narcotics Anonymous meeting and talk about how crazy we are then go get some coffee

by yeksim November 8, 2006

narcocalypse

A catostrpohic event caused by someone ratting on you

Man, Rob caused the narcocalypse when he ratted on me for taking the work truck to lunch!

by Cxrotch May 6, 2007

narcotic entrepreneur

A classy name for a drug dealer.

Son: Dad, I think I want to be a narcotic entrepreneur when I grow up.
Dad: Sounds fancy, go for it!

by The narcotic entrepreneur October 26, 2013

narcotasist

A person who assist in the procurement of narcotics i.e (drug dealer)

Yo bro you got the number to the narcotasist we used last week?

by An9ryw1z4rd October 16, 2019

Narcoamorous

adj; Having the quality of groping your partner constantly while you sleep.

Studies are currently investigating any possible links between narcoamorous behavior and morning wood, but nothing has firmed-up yet.

"You really should see a doctor - you're way too narcoamorous!"

Drool from your mouth
Don't look very glamorous
Dream-wood in the South
Welcome, Narcoamorous!

by SifuPhil August 7, 2011

narcoma

When you've taken so many narcotics (prescription drugs) that you are dead asleep.

Example- "I took so many xanex last night I was in a narcoma"

by AlBaines June 24, 2014