architecture

1. The overall appearance a woman's body.
2. A woman with an exellent body (ie well-built)

Homegirl's working with some serious architecture.

I'm sitting at the beach, admiring all the architecture.

by the architects October 2, 2007

Marchitecture

The non-existent system architecture used to sell a high-tech product. Vaporware on a grand scale.

That router is part of Cisco's Marchitecture for mobility.

by Bob Bohica March 15, 2004

Architecture In Helsinki

An extremely annoying indie pop collective. Their instrumentation may be unique, but their music is so sugary that one can do nothing but cringe, as if their teeth are rotting under their lips, while listeining to it.

Me: What are you listening to, Alex?
Alex: Oh, I've got Architecture in Helsinki on my iPod. Have you heard of them?
Me: Yeah, they annoy the living hell out of me. You should listen to some real music. How about some Tapes 'n' Tapes? Some Wire? Some Sebadoh? Those are all far better choices.

by aleclair December 19, 2006

barchitecture

The technique of building a barroom and decorating it with attractive furnishings and lighting as well as providing for music facilities so as to make the environment fascinating and thrilling so that the bar patrons may be spellbound in a state of intoxication, literal or otherwise.

We are all impressed by the architectural design of the bar. It is a paragon of fine barchitecture.

by uttam maharjan January 21, 2010

Darchitecture

The art of creating dark things. A dark form of architecture. The creation of torture chambers and other buildings used for evil purposes.

Satan: So how do you like hell Adolf?
Hitler: Wow, I am blown away by the Darchitecture.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Architecturelate

Speaking in words that your System Architect can understand.

I don't get it. Can you architecturelate that to me?

by Asso Cengi September 12, 2012

Anarchitecture

An act of misandry upon a male for trusting a woman.

So hell hath no fury like a Woman's scorn? Since "equality" is such a hot topic, lets see how many Amazons can repair the pyramids all by themselves- since they are better at Anarchitecture!

by nobodycaresaboutthisguy September 30, 2019