An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.
Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.
by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024
Get the Naples Pasta Makermug. Usually define someone who doesnt like to be step on in all the ways possible. That's the kind of person who could intimidate you and make you rethink your entire life goals.
This guy asked a question and that other person pulled a Naple on him. This person never talked again afterwards and no one ever saw him again. People think the dark web took him.
by Dark web December 8, 2018
Get the Naplemug. 
Get the Naplesmug. A beautiful little old timey village in central NY, FLX nestled under Canandaigua lake.
With a population of under 1k its hard to not run into someone you know, or is related to you in some way or another.
Famous for its annual grape festival, where you can get the finest grape pies.
Make sure you say hello to the lovely mayor Brian as he is a man of his community!
He has been serving the village for over a decade!
Recommended places to visit:
middletown tavern,
Josephs market,
Old school cafe,
The naples hotel (its haunted)
Roots cafe,
Inspire moore winery,
Sutton spoons,
Artizanns.
And many more!
Dont miss out on this hidden gem.
With a population of under 1k its hard to not run into someone you know, or is related to you in some way or another.
Famous for its annual grape festival, where you can get the finest grape pies.
Make sure you say hello to the lovely mayor Brian as he is a man of his community!
He has been serving the village for over a decade!
Recommended places to visit:
middletown tavern,
Josephs market,
Old school cafe,
The naples hotel (its haunted)
Roots cafe,
Inspire moore winery,
Sutton spoons,
Artizanns.
And many more!
Dont miss out on this hidden gem.
“I heard that naples, ny has a grape festival?”
Yeah! Youve gotta have monicas pies!
“Whats there to do in naples, ny?”
they have a party in the park every week in the middle of town where they play music! Its right by the music store.
“When is the best time to visit naples, ny?”
Autumn! You can see the leaves change color & the second to last week of september they host the annual grape festival”
Yeah! Youve gotta have monicas pies!
“Whats there to do in naples, ny?”
they have a party in the park every week in the middle of town where they play music! Its right by the music store.
“When is the best time to visit naples, ny?”
Autumn! You can see the leaves change color & the second to last week of september they host the annual grape festival”
by Schenkatron1999 October 2, 2025
Get the Naples, NYmug. by Jonjon2hard October 5, 2019
Get the Naples hoemug. A school where trust fund babies go. Most people who go there hate it. All the kids here get dropped off in their daddy’s Range Rover. Girls there are mean asf. I mean what do you expect in Naples.
by Naplesgirly11 July 17, 2024
Get the First Baptist Academy Naplesmug.