Namaste

A hindu saying meaning "fuck you, I have anxiety".

Namaste, my friend.

by milkshake1998 November 30, 2018

Namaste

a word thrown around by trustifarians and hippies as they shop in whole foods while wearing their eco-green birkenstocks.

Whoa dude, namaste! These organic melons are huge!

by Namalamadingdong April 5, 2010

Namaslay

Recognize and impressed; amused and intrigued

Namaslay all day! The slay in me recognizes the slay in you!

by Rebel_1 August 26, 2016

Namaste

The parting words of the clueless New Age trust fund baby.

"Well, I should probably get going." "Ok, then! Namaste!"

by D Dilligaf August 6, 2012

Namasty

nuh-MAS-ty. (adj.)

Disgusting, fetid, smelly, or otherwise filthy in a hippy-ish way.

Rolf twisted a headband into a tight ribbon around his pile of malodorous dreadlocks, acquiring a sheen of namasty head grease upon his fingers as he did so.

by Larfapotamus December 17, 2011

Namaste

1. A spiritual greeting or goodbye that was robbed from Hindus by hipsters to sound like they are at peace with themselves when in reality they have completely lost it.

2. Alternatively means, "Fuck you, I have anxiety," derived from South Park.

-Hi, how can I take your order?

-Namaste. What do you have that is organic, non-GMO, and vegan?

-Fuck you too. We have boxed water.

-Perfect, I'll take it! Namaste.

by WhatAFlail December 3, 2018

Namaste

Situational definition meaning “fuck off” or “go to hell”. Best used at work when a customer deserves being told to Fuck off, but you can’t because you’ll get fired.

“Thank you for the 2% tip sir. Namaste”

by NotMayorRwood May 19, 2021