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nobody cares

-the most annoying thing anyone can say to you
-what your ex-best friend said just to "look cool" around her/his other "more important" friends
-probably the worst thing to say to someone battling depression (even if you didn't know they had it)
-the reason I don't like you
-the words that made you cry for 2 hours when your crush said it
-the reason I don't talk to you anymore
-the reason I don't tell people how I feel
girl: *tells him something that happened that day*
guy: *slowly* nobody cares. (laughs w/ buddies)
girl later that night: *cries herself to sleep*
by #bossassbitch June 2, 2014
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Noobonic Plague

A situation in a cyber environment in which the ratio of l33ts to n00bs is less than (√(5)-1) to 2.
Z0mz0rz6912: "Dude, all these noobs on this forum -- it's like a freakin' noobonic plague."

Ch1ck3nPl0x: "Man, I took on a noobonic plague and just pwned like 15 total noobs on this MMORPG."
by qu4s1p4wn February 20, 2009
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Norbert Leo Butz

The versatile, Tony-award winning star of such musicals as Thou Shalt Not (Camille), The Last 5 Years (Jamie), Wicked (Fiyero), and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Freddy).

Also starred in Steve Carell's family film Dan in Real Life as Dan's brother Clay.

Married to actress Michelle Federer who co-starred with him in Wicked as Nessarose.
"It's a great musical, but no one will play Jamie Wellerstein as well as Norbert Leo Butz."

"Norbert Leo Butz has the most amazing name known to man."
by zorloges March 14, 2009
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Noobong

noobong 1 (núbng, núbông)
n.
A noob but with the sound 'bong' at the back, as of a bell.
v. noobonged, noobong·ing, noobongs
v.tr.
To call to someone noob but with a longer tone.
v.intr.
To acknowledge a noob with better tone.

very much of like using the word noob.
That's not how you call it! Noobong!
by ceerick January 14, 2011
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nobocall

It happens to everyone these days: You answer the phone and no one's there. It's an automated call (aka: robocall) but they don't have an operator available to take the call when you pick up so you're greeted with silence. The call usually terminates automatically after a few seconds.
Who just called?

Nobody. It was another nobocall.
by dmacktx May 12, 2019
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Nobody

Nobody is special lmfao
I am nobody. Nobody is special, handsom , long dicked, and is a god at among us
by pseudonym ツ October 26, 2020
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the lights are on, but there's nobody home

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.
Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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