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Nobody is perfect.
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Noob Farming

Entering a server or gaming area as an expert, knowing that the server or gaming area is populated completely of noobs, then pwning them all just so you can get a high score.

(Created specifically for first person shooters where the player enters a server populated with other players and a specific mapset or something that makes it unique)
"Dude, i was playing in this noob only server last nite"

"Aren't you in the top ten worldwide?"

"Yeah, i was just doin' some noob farming"
by the.real.captain.obvious February 10, 2010
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noboscis

(no)+(proboscis)
Meaning having no nose, or a flat one; coming from the root word proboscis.
Since he had cancer, they removed his nose; therefore, he is now called Mr. Noboscis.

"Logan has a flat nose."
"Yeah, he does. Let's call him noboscis.
by Your Homeboy FromNC April 2, 2009
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noob trap

An apparently reasonable in-game choice an uninformed (usually new) player can make, which is in fact subpar or even crippling. Often this becomes clear only a long time after the choice is made, by when it's irreversible.
A common feature of hardcore games is false complexity — an abundance of poorly explained mechanics and noob traps.
by Cunctator October 5, 2017
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Nobody Asked

Oh my god Hermione Shut Up, nobody asked
by EverythingHP June 5, 2020
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MW2 Javelin Noob

The MW2 Javelin Noob. A noob that takes out the javelin in the begining of the game and randomly locks on to a target, usually getting 3 kills due to the facts that the other team moves together. It is also known as the "camper killer". You can love it, or you can hate it, either way you can kick some true ass with it.
MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: "OMFG I SEE A LOCK ON, TIME TO PWN"

Several other players: You hear that?

Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh-

-rocket comes in and kills 4 people-

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS.
by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009
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Noob Caravan

A noob caravan is a natural occurence in almost all multiplayer video games. It is when a group of noobs, tired of being ownd on their own, decide to form a pack.

Even though they are together they still stand no chance of survival. they will often blindly shoot at anything that startles them. If freindly fire is on, they are even more dangerous to themselves than to others.

Often, one of the noobs will rise up and be the leader of the caravan, even though he is slightly better than the rest, he is nothing but a trained noob.

Here are 3 easy steps to find out if you have joined a noob caravan!!

1. Are you and others blindly firing right at the ground with full sensitivity on?
2. Does each member have at least 4 numbers in their name?
3. Do you try to use your group strength to dodge enemy bullets?

Well if any of those apply, you have found yourself a noob caravan!!!
potat0salad392053: (talking to noob caravan followers) FINNALLY!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1!!one!!!!!!!!! WE CAN NOW NOT GET OWNED, WE CAN USE OUR COMBINED STRENGTH TO DO SUPER HUMAN ABILITIES!

The_Yellow_Dart: i sense a noob caravan!
by Mayah Beeeeeee August 21, 2009
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