nits

A popular family pet for dirty, horrid, poor people.
Oh my god! Kill him! He dropped nits in my fruit corner!
by dennybairn July 12, 2005
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nit

(noun) Derivative of "nitpicker"
In poker, refers to a person who is obsessed with following the rules, even when it will not affect the outcome of the hand. This person will hold up the game by calling for floorman rulings in obvious situations. Having a nit at the table is often detrimental to the spirit and quality of the table. Often a trait of a rock.
This nit on my right is going to scare away the drunk fish by harrassing him over every minor rule he breaks!
by PokerGrl December 24, 2008
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nit

Used by neds to actually replace the word "no".
"give us a shot of your (mo)ped"
"NIT"
by Matthew Semar November 26, 2004
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nit

someone who is lazy, likes to drink beer, likes to sit on the couch with at least one hand in pants (preferably two), attends class no more than 3 hours a week, watches porn at least 2 hours a day, and knows the definition of "shit list"
ArtieB is a nit. Raffi is a nit. Naveen is a nit. Dan is a Nit. Vish is a nit. Ha$h is a nit.
by ArtieB October 28, 2003
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nits

zits on your nuts
Today I stayed home and picked at my nits like a caged monkey.
by ringworm13 March 14, 2008
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nits

nits are tiny little things that go deep deep inside !!!!!!!of you
holy shit u ave a nits . A know a can fell them inside of me. but they really dont go inside
well just lick them off slowly
hmm thats it>> ^^^^^
by chrissy da ginge May 30, 2006
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nit

ayo the nits here
by rattyiggle October 22, 2020
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