Niels Christian

Niels Christian is a dude with an huge penis!
His donkey dick swings like a motherfucker

Who turned on the table fan?
oh shit its just Niels Christian swinging his cock

by nwfnkdneow2233 February 27, 2024

Niels

Niels is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He'll look at you and you'll feel your heart become warmer. Perfect blue puppy eyes, and the sweetest laugh you'll ever hear.

Niels is the guy you wanna spent the rest of your life with, don't mess up xoxo

mom; i just love that new boyfriend of yours.
me; yes, Niels is the best.

by woahits.sav June 4, 2019

Simp for Niels day

January Eighteenth is the day of the year in which you simp for (or make out with) someone by the name of Niels

Sora: you hear it's simp for Niels day?
Maddy: I already bought him a graphics card

by Boony January 17, 2021

Niel

Niel is a poes. He will die for you, if you are worthy... but if you're not - he will die laughing as your lifeless body melts into a smelly mess on the floor.

Jo ma se niel is klein

by Zootar November 25, 2021

Niel

A God. Extremely elusive. He just appears from different timelines, and also theorized that he appears from different worlds. He intervenes sometimes, at random, ranging from giving a hand on huge crisis to just pranking people. Seems to be omnipotent. Avoids being seen, only appears if the right conditions are met. Conditions are still unknown. Visual appearance are weirdly random, could be a plant, animal, human, or a monster/alien. Only visible to their target(s).

First records of being spotted is in a cave, drawn by one of the very first caveman known.

Old man: You know, let me tell you a story

Young boy: What is it grandpa?

Old man: I've been saved once before by a Man riding a Dragon...

Young boy: Dragons aren't real.

Old man: Yes they aren't real, at least in our world. The one riding the dragon. His name is Niel.

Young boy: Niel?

Old man: Aha! Young boy, I've spent some years researching who, when and where his origins are. It turns out he's a God that appears out of nowhere.

Young boy: Wow that's amazing! Are you making stories grandpa?

Old man: Look him up on the library, you will know and remember the name Niel. I maybe one of the luckiest living thing that encountered such elusive being.

Young boy: Okay grandpa!

by ConquerorZen March 18, 2022

niels

Cringe mf who keeps crying when he loses a game of fortnite like bruh goe goe gaga shut up

I just stomped niels to death.
Fuck you niels.

by bruhman9000 February 10, 2022

“Nieled It”

To state or rephrase something that has already been said...extensively.

“Did you hear? Florida issued a state wide- stay home order for 30 days” You “Nieled it”, we spoke about that only like seven times.

by msgpanda April 4, 2020