Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

Giving Fair Warning Is No Longer Necessary

Giving Fair Warning Is No Longer Necessary. You are no longer required to give fair warning.

Hym Iam "Giving Fair Warning Is No Longer Necessary. You are no longer required to give fair warning."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2026

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

by GravelWincher123 February 24, 2026

Necessity

The fact of being required or indispensable.

It is an absolute necessity for Urban Dictionary to actually approve correct definitions and not trolling ones.

by Miss Fujoshi November 24, 2016

unecessary

Unecessary is not a word. The correct spelling of the word you are looking for is unnecessary, which means not needed or non-essential.

Unecessary is not a word. Most vulgarity in modern media is unnecessary. It is added by mediocre writers and artists for the appearance of validity, rather than valuable emotional intensity or meaningful flavor.

by p0ntus June 25, 2008

If Necessaried

When one has tickets to an NBA, NHL, or MLB playoffs, but the game they had tickets to becomes cancelled, as one team had already won the series. Only used for Game 5's, Game 6's, or Game 7's, the games that are scheduled as "if necessary," the derivation of the phrase.

Mike: "Hey, how was the Red Sox- Angels game last night?"

John: "The game was if necessaried; the Angels already swept."

Mike: "Ahh, that sucks."

by ghosterizer23 October 11, 2009

necessarily

That word nobody can spell

Person 1: How the fuck u spell "necessarily"?
Person 2: idk bro

by Idkwhatnametoput July 29, 2021