neanderthal

Primitive humans which lived throughout much of Europe, but particulary in France, and Germany. The term "Neanderthal," derives from the Neanderthal Valley in Germany, where the first fossils were found. Anatomically, they differed from their chief competitors, Cro-Magnon man in that they tended to be more squat, with thicker bones, and brow ridges. They existed through hunter-gathering activities, as did the Cro-Magnon, but seem to have been less technologically innovative, a quality which may have contributed to their ultimate demise.

How many Neanderthals died in encounters with wooly mammoths is anyone's guess.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

neab

Founded on the MODMYWHAT community, based on the popular word 'NOOB'. A member on MODMYWHAT.com called Gunner began to use 'NEAB' which soon after became so popular that the entire site uses it now.

<Gunner> You probably got that fever because you live during the night and sleep during the day, lol.
<toxicFork> lol.
<toxicFork> probably.
<Gunner> lol neab

by NWPx March 22, 2010

neanderfuck

Someone who acts like a primordial fucker.

"What are you, some kind of neanderfuck? You know sometimes you really have your head up your ass."

by lilnino1976 March 15, 2006

Neanderthal

A prehistoric animal known to be existent over 40,000+ years ago, they are the early stages of a human. They also tend to be aggressive and violent. Commonly known to have too many allergies, they are the cause of many human allergies. Ex: they had a pecan allergy

Oh my god look it’s the stupid Neanderthal Sia

That prehistoric Neanderthal Sia is a stupid ni

by Ihategays222 February 14, 2023

Neanderdoodle.

When one attempts to achieve a goal, but reaches the polar opposite outcome.

All below are prime examples of a neanderdoodle.

Obama's first term of presidency.

The war on drugs.

The 19th Ammendment.

The failed assassination attempt of Ronald Reagan

Abstinence programs.

Ryan Leaf.

by Puking Llama November 30, 2011

Neanderthal

Often called a "Leah". An idiotic human who spends their time hurling abuse in the street because that's all they can do. Their language revolves around the word "fuck", and they insult people who are smarter than them through jealousy and envy.
Often know for 'sponging' off the council, and most of the time they live in a council house because of lack of funds and lazy, idiotic parents.

"Shit. Get away from that Neanderthal, they may take you wallet"

by SanchezForPresident May 15, 2005

Neanderthal

White men who like to use violence to get their way with people because they lack any real intelligences. They are usually boomers, bikers, gang members, mobsters and racists.

Billy: You know the Neanderthals died out thousands of years ago

Mandy: No they didn't, I saw one yesterday on a Harley bike

by Mix Master Mason June 22, 2020