napalm kristi

a pseudonym from an unknown writer and blogger

-Have you read napalm kristi's latest?
-No but I did see her last sketch.

by kfurt April 3, 2009

Napathy

The combination of not giving a fuck and keeping it real that results in a state of coolness associated with the black community.

Napathy was first made popular in the 1970's when black people no longer had to pretend to be white. It is a lifestyle, attitude, and state of being that can not be stifled by The Man.

Samuel L. Jackson's napathy knows no bounds.

by Pierreski's June 16, 2011

You nappa

You get slappa

You nappa you gon get slappa you slumber, cucumber

by Abominatobus November 14, 2021

NAPA Special

An acronym for the Naked Anus Pussy Annahilation sex position. It must be performed only by a trained and certified NAPA auto parts specialist using NAPA automotive lube in a liscenced NAPA store and is sometimes followed by a fire breathing dragon.

After applying a generous amount of NAPA auto lube to her "o-rings and seals", the NAPA specialist went in for the NAPA special.

by Gordon September 3, 2008

naplash

What happens to you when you start nodding off and then you jerk your head back suddenly. Happens a lot when staying on the computer too long. Very dangerous if driving.

If you didn't get enough sleep, and you're driving, please pull over at the first instance of naplash. If possible, get coffee or walk around, or take a proper nap.

I was trying to play SWG the other night, but one of the people in our group kept disconnectin, and I started sufferin naplash.

by Leif April 7, 2005

napalm

1.Smells good in the mornin

2.Also believed to hold the true smell of victory
(cant believe no-one did this yet....)

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like … victory."-Apocalypse Now

by Col. Kurtz June 12, 2009

Napalm Nutslap

When your partner uses a propane torch to rid your nutsack of pubes and slaps the fire out

There's nothing like a napalm nutslap to get primed for sexy times

by Bozfelcher November 6, 2018