cock napkin

Referring to a woman that allows endless amounts of men to use her body as a "napkin" after ejaculation: A whore: A promiscious woman.

"After her last relationship, she turned into such a cock napkin..She fucks anyone"

by Pascali June 13, 2005

Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) into a tissue and then some one blows there nose in it ... or it can be used to abuse some think .

haha you just blew your nose in a willy napkin .

by Cgl_96 February 28, 2010

Crusty Napkin

When you eat multiple foods with a high content of fructose corn syrup, and you wipe your sticky-icky mouth on an innocent napkin.

Cory, can you pass me then...oh never mind, you have a crusty napkin.

by ShooLazers October 8, 2011

nut napkin

A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.

You better stop leaving your fucking nut napkins laying on my furniture son....

by jimmycakes May 26, 2016

Dirty Napkin

When you Jizz all over yourself and just roll over n go to sleep.

Tad was such a lazy fuck. That instead of cleaning he takes a dirty napkin.

by @Glue_Schtick November 17, 2016

Napkins

A different word for money, commonly used by rich people.

Hey man, hand me some of those napkins i'm gonna go to the store.

by LoveHappyEndings August 4, 2011

Dinner Napkin

A girl who is much like a dinner napkin, hence meaning she is a ho and sits on everyone's lap (much like a napkin)

That ho's a dinner napkin

by Sam A.M. October 18, 2003