mystic

An individual that has supernatural knowledge or experiences not imposed by outside forces, usually due to an awakened kundalini. More specifically, a mystic is a positive individual, not of the dark side of the force for which the word 'witch' or 'sorcerer' is usually used instead.
Mystics are sometimes marked by a particular kind of experience in which
great physical suffering becomes a supernatural spiritual ecstasy.
Mystics come out of all religious and spiritual backgrounds.

In the slang , mystic is an adjective used to refer to something of wonderous powers or capabilities.

St. John of the Cross was a mystic.

St. Francis of Assisi was a mystic.

That weed we smoked last night was mystic.

by TeilhardD May 31, 2005

Mystonomy

the taxonomy of mysteries; the practice of labeling confusion in order to make new conditions or weird phenomena feel understandable and normal

all entries in the urban dictionary come about through mystonomy

why do I feel the need to chase supermodels and buy sports cars even though I’m married with kids? via mystonomy, that becomes ‘mid-life crisis’ (source unknown)

why do I feel depressed? via mystonomy: ‘depression' (source unknown)

how is it that we don't fall off the planet? via mystonomy: 'gravity' by Isaac Newton

why am I utterly bored at work? via mystonomy: 'boreout' by Peter Werder

why does my penis shrink when it gets cold? via mystonomy: 'shrinkage' by Seinfeld

by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

mystic pineapple

A legendary drug that submerges the user in a world of pure ecstasy with no physical or psychological side effects. Sought by many, it's very existence has been questioned by experts.

Random guy #1: Dude did you see that guy? He looked like he was trippin on friggin mystic pineapple.
Random guy #2: Dude I gotta get me some of that

by adn March 3, 2005

mystisexual

Term to describe someone that you are not sure if they are gay or straight.

Guy 1: Check him out he's gay

Girl 1: Nah he's straight

Guy 2: Stu, hmm I dunno, he's mystisexual

by murdo24 June 28, 2008

mystickai

Kai Parker biggest stan, extremely talented, one of the most famous tvdu accounts, scene packs creator and also really mean.

“Searching for tvd edits? Mystickai have the best ones.”

by vervenic February 7, 2022

Hipster Mystic

Hipster mystics seek the ancient wisdom and disdain the teachings for the masses; they are into the secret and old-school. They believe that the experience of mystical ascent and sublime insight is ineffable, and their groups teach of a need for silence on the matter, so they are very esoteric. They are unimpressed by people's possessions and self-centered accomplishments, which comes off as condescension. Their spiritual journey and wisdom has brought them serenity and confidence, which is viewed as an air of being too-cool-for-school. They are uninterested in the latest styles and they dress however they want, so counter intuitively, they are highly stylish.

When a mystic embodies these qualities they are the ultimate hipster: the Hipster Mystic

Guy in a pub: What do your tattoos mean?
Hipster mystic: You wouldn't understand.

Stylish woman: Where did you get that shirt?
Hipster mystic: The dumpster.
Stylish woman: Cool.

Scientist: Recent studies have demonstrated that we live in a fractal universe.
Hipster mystic: Heraclitus said that 2,500 years ago.

Colleague: What are you doing today?
Hipster mystic: Going to the Hermetic Library to review an alchemical treatise.
Colleague: Oh... okay.....

Christian: Do you believe in Jesus?
Hipster mystic: No, but I do believe in Christ the Logos. He was way before Jesus.

by Kristoforokko July 16, 2013

mystiuak

Similar to drug addiction

"Who here has some Mystiuak?"
"I do, I've been stacking for hours"

by gmdcyrillic January 28, 2018