myrtle grove 

a shitty school with alot of bitches and alot of sexually excited kids

myrtle grove a shitty school

myrtle grove by loser shit324 June 13, 2016

Myrtle Beach Nerds 

Owners of the greatest podcast on the internet. They talk about all sorts of stuff and they post a few times a week. Check them out wherever podcasts are available. Just search ‘myrtle beach nerds’ on any podcast engine and subscribe on itunes!

Joe: hey you ever listen to the myrtle beach nerds podcast?
Mary: never heard of them.
Joe: I knew I should have f*#@ed your sister instead.

Myrtle Beach Nerds by MyrtleBeachNerds March 2, 2019

Myrtle Street 

A disaster zone; a complete and utter mess; a place where something bad is happening or has happened in the past; a place where you definitely don't want to go

Two hours unsupervised and the kids had turned the house into Myrtle Street.

Myrtle Street by Bemt August 24, 2006

Myrtle Beach 

The Shit-hole of South Carolina. Full of assholes and prostitutes. It smells of shit and Vodkatinis. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT go anywhere near this city. It will rub off on you and all your friends will disown you. You will also marry a woman named steve and get the "Hard Fucking" every night.

Kirk: How was Myrtle Beach?

Shaun: It was a shit-hole and smelled like Vodkatinis for some reason. And all of my friends stopped talking to me... Wasn't the best time ever.

Kirk: Sounds like it...

....

Steve: Shaun Sweety, come back to bed... I'm horny and want your sweet butthole.

Shaun: No. Not in the butt. No! Not in the butt! OH! YES! YES IN THE BUTT! YES IN THE BUTT! OH God! OH JEEZ! OH! OH! I'm Gonna Orgasm! Oh God! OH Jeez! OH GOD! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Myrtle Beach by Threat Level Midight May 22, 2010

myrtle beach 

the new miami, a city waiting 2 be fucked,

dawg, myrtle beach just like miami, its a city just waiting 2 be fucked,lol,

myrtle beach by $?$?$ March 22, 2010

Myrtle Beach 

Basically Atlantic City, NJ for rednecks and hicks. I'll leave it at that

Hey Ya'll, wanna go down to Dirty Myrtle Beach, chew dip and get drunk as hell ya'll? Trump 2020 by the way.

Myrtle Beach by Straight Up Facts August 19, 2020

Myrtle Creek 

One of the smallest hicktowns in oregon, where you cant take a crap with out anyone knowing,know for its wooden nickle days, and where every one knows every one but your only cool if you are a Jarvis.

Person 1: hey you ever been to myrtle creek?
tourist from alaska: yeah i met the jarvis's to they are so cool

Myrtle Creek by Beafcake February 18, 2009