minettitis

Contagious fatigue of not wanting to be at work.

I’m going home. I gotta a case of minettitis.

by Vito II March 22, 2021

Manette

A fancier version of the word woman.

A: I lost my keys
B: Damn man
A: I’m a woman
B: Sorry manette

by ImSoAcademic November 4, 2021

Manette

Any female who has had so much plastic surgery and upgrades, that she know now resembles a man.

"Besides the nice rack, that chick is a total Manette."

by ChrisInSacramento November 8, 2006

mynette

My wife.

Mynette is my wife

by Master0ogway November 23, 2021

manettaphor

A metaphor of unusual clarity and sophistication, generally arising from the mind of an idiot savant Greek restauranteur. Can also originate when pharmacy degrees go unfinished. The robustness of the manettaphor is inversely proportional to its political correctness,

Guy 1: I need a drink bad. I am dry as a nun's nasty.

Guy 2: Duuuuuuuuude, quit with the manettaphors already.

by thomas muster June 7, 2010

mynxette

A horny little hotpot

'Saw you leave the bar with that girl last night, what happened?'

'We went back to hers and banged for hours. Honestly I'm exhausted. She just didn't want to stop... A right mynxette. '

by Hotjams September 10, 2016

Minettebotha

A woman with an ability to think that sleeping with every friend of her husband makes her the victim

When they got divorced she burned their previous house down, she was being a real minettebotha

by Threetimer April 22, 2020