myspace

A website a bunch of your friends begged you to join, so you joined it and became completely addicted. However, after about a month or so, you finally realized that even though you had thousands of friends added, you're still a loser. You tried to take pictures of your half-nude self with the camera at a shitty angle so you could get more comments, but it just wasn't working. Even after you edited out your acne and moles, you still weren't being satisfied with the attention you craved.

You eventually deleted your account because you decided you want to graduate high school with some dignity.

Some annoying freshman left a comment in my blog telling me about how her high school drop-out friend was way cooler than I'll ever be. Laughing, I deleted my MySpace account. The next day, a friend asked me why I deleted the account, and low and behold, the shit-eating freshman was standing right next to her and looking at me as if she was worthy of an answer as well.

Do yourself a favor. Delete your MySpace.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

myspace

A social network that is superficial and analogous like facebook. People just bullshitting and bragging about what they do have. People trying to see who has more friends and please post a comment on my picture or you will die in 24 hours.

Just an extremely waste of my time. I am glad I left that website. Moreover, I am wasting my time right now acknowledging myspace, but its worth it to show my perspective so other future users will not waste their time. Life is too short and precious, enjoy the outdoors instead of trying to act cool on myspace.

What social network do a lot of people use before facebook?

Oh thats myspace.

by david faustino August 29, 2012

myspace answer

when you recieve a comment or message on myspace that instead of being how the person usually talks is made to sound revolutionary.

Regular Answer: It's okay.
Myspace Answer: It's alright dude, you do whatever the fuck you want because you are your own person and no one owns you.

by EEHS May 10, 2007

MySpace

An error-infested shithole of a website.

Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.

by Arai August 3, 2005

myspace flu

An epidemic and addictive disease that spreads throughout the nation. It causes the user to go on myspace continuously every 15 seconds, leaving them mindless and thus making it the only website they'll ever go to.

Hey have you seen bob?
nah, ever since he had his myspace, he never comes out of house. he always on that fucking site, i think he has the myspace flu.

by Ben Fong July 8, 2006

Myspace Era

Used to describe the time period in which the social networking site, Myspace, was popular, commonly the years 2004 - 2007

"Dude, that CD you have is ancient! It must be from the Myspace Era or something!"

by Lemurica August 19, 2013

myspace whores

- myspace whores are mostly girls..
usually have new pics of them selves daily... have a million friends and dont know half of them... think myspace is some kind of popularity contest... they usually post bulletins saying comment my pics or im hungry for comments. go on my space every 2 mins to check if they have new comments.. take pictures of themselves in the mirror ... have a need to be on everyones top eight... need to keep commenting everyone just to be someones last comment... say things like im soo cool , im raddd ... usuallyy write all of there friends names under who id like too meett... basically there insecure annoying bitches that want to seem cool ;) ; every scene person has one

your all such myspace whores!

by jadeee July 16, 2008