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counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).
"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
by Rusanova March 7, 2012
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My money makin' face!

What one of the hos scream when punched or sliced by a knife in Grand Theft Auto San Andeas.
"My money makin' face! You think you can punch up on me for free!"
by TMOFFT December 18, 2004
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Shut Up and Take My Money!

A phrase used when you either

A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.

The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.
Johnny: "Hey Bobby, did you hear about the new X Box? It's got compatibility with blu-ray, downloadable content of old console games, no red ring of death, and gives you a handjob every time you win a game!"

Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"
by ornjoos January 7, 2012
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Wheres my money?

When someone owes you your money you have the right to ask for it whenever you want.
Hey dan do you think KFC's still open?

Hey idiot, Wheres my money?
by shamwowed September 6, 2010
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run me my money

Run me my money means, give me my money now or else.
You late on your payments, run me my money {son}!
by runmemymoney July 21, 2017
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not my circus not my monkeys

It's got nothing to do with me,and I'm not really interested anyway.
"All this fuss going on at the moment about the lack of government funding for pre-school childcare so mothers can work? Sorry,not my circus not my monkeys". (From an old Polish proverb).
by peskycritter November 30, 2017
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I will become back my money

A meme from The binding of isaac community used to say that they want a refund, but comically
*Loses TBOI run*
Person : Fuck! I will become back my money!
by Treejitsu April 9, 2022
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