Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).
"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."
"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."
"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."
"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
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A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.
The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.
A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.
The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.
Johnny: "Hey Bobby, did you hear about the new X Box? It's got compatibility with blu-ray, downloadable content of old console games, no red ring of death, and gives you a handjob every time you win a game!"
Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"
Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"
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Get the run me my money mug."All this fuss going on at the moment about the lack of government funding for pre-school childcare so mothers can work? Sorry,not my circus not my monkeys". (From an old Polish proverb).
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