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Muther Hubbard

A satisfying alternative to the similar sounding offensive word "mother f******"
Originally used by Mother Hubbard circa 1805, when she found her cupboards were bare.
Can be used infront of children, infront of relatives, at the work place and at a place of worship.

To be used in times of despair or when someone has wronged you.

Only to be used as an expression of despair or disapproval but not to be used as a direct insult.
Opening a kitchen cupboard to find that there is no bone for your dog "Muther Hubbard"
Someone has taken the last rolo when you were actually saving it for yourself - "Muther Hubbard"
You have arrived at the airport in good time and there are no queues, but you are at the wrong airport "Muther Hubbard!"
by kayeffsea April 11, 2019
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Nutter Mutter

When a male bastes his penis and/or testicles with creamy peanut butter and invites a canine companion to partake in consensual consumption of said peanut butter.
I took the guy who sat alone with his lap dog a jar of peanut butter so he could enjoy a nutter mutter.
by drumdude20 June 27, 2014
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Muter

One who commutes to a college or university.
"Hey, those muters are totally not as cool as us rezzies."
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mutcer

a really sweaty ass that leaks with fluid
oh my god ive been running so hard that i really have a mutcer.
by Nitballz October 24, 2007
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Mutter

sie ist Mutter von drei Kindern
by ScarletViking August 7, 2018
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mutters under his breath

a person that wants to say something but is to insecure to say it out loud.
as this guy shae mutters under his breath we try to decipher what he is saying.
by ShazzaDoYouLoveMeChuckUsAVB November 21, 2018
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Muteer

Muteer is a combination of the word Mudeer(boss) and the word mutheer(sexy)
shabmouri: who are you?
shabjdeed: im the Muteer
by Ziad Hassan August 29, 2020
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