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muscular poodle

A particularly muscular, generally large nose that has the semblance of a poodle or is positioned on the face of a person who resembles a poodle.
Sally: I wonder if that boy's muscular poodle gets in the way when he snogs girls.

Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.
by BestSkeptic July 21, 2008
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Muscularly Retarded

When a person who lifts weights goes way overboard. Can be used to describe just one part of the body.
Dude 1: That dude is in good shape but his calves are muscularly retarded. They look so huge compared to the rest of his build.

Dude 2: You are so gay.
by jkherbz August 17, 2010
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e-masculating

1. The act of treating everyone you interact with on the internet is a male.
2. Assuming that everyone on the internet is male.
E-masculating has kept me from accidentally agreeing to hook up with strangers from the internet as they are probably all guys.
by Telemonian May 30, 2018
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Muscular Soldier

When a man stands while saluting in cold weather whilst his penis is frozen, a girl sits on her hand and when it is numb she then proceeds to jack him off. When the semen comes out, the girl puts it in a plastic bag and throws it into a freezer and makes him eat it.
My taste buds are tasting funny, I think its because I did a muscular soldier with my girl last night.
by El Hacedor De Lluvia September 8, 2016
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muscular poodle

A large, muscular-looking nose that resembles that of a poodle, or is attached to the face of somebody who resembles a poodle.
"My god, that boy has a muscular poodle the size of Wisconsin!"
by Lauren. July 20, 2008
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musculation

le fait de se faire lécher l'aisselle (et lautre aiselle aussi) par le chat
Laautre jour mon cha m'a émusculationé
by Rruha April 10, 2020
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musculating

Enhancing muscles
My penis is musculating
by Jackhandle22 January 20, 2021
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