Mundied

When you’re out on the town emptying five litre jugs of beer into your throat hole to the point of total oblivion and you become relegated to an evening of being flaccid from the neck down.

Laser beam vomiting and impromptu scuba diving experiences often go hand in hand with being Mundied.

“Boys! I’ve got a pocket full of ponies but no chance of a stallion in my pants! I’m absolutely Mundied!”

by DarmoSalarmo July 25, 2019

The Munternet

A dating site used only for munters. Only ugly people may apply for sites like this. Popular Munternet sites include

My Munter Space

Munter Face Book

Munter Bebo

Munter Online

Munter Cams

Munternet is not recomended for anyone over the rating of 5 on the sexual scale

Hey Dave!, you tried online dating yet?

Nah Mike, The internet? The Munternet more like, all the fit ones are lesbains and the rest are peices of shit

Fair do's mate, It'l be reet in the morning

by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008

Brown Mountie

Giving it to a girl doggy style while another girl licks your hole.

The Brown Mountie braved the frigid yukon tundra and eventually captured the Mad Trapper.

I recieved a Brown Mountie in the bathroom of the Bedouin Soundclash concert.

He Brown Mountie'd his way through High School and first year college.

by Brown_Mountie April 24, 2010

Muntis

To do something stupid and idiotic.

"I just pulled a muntis! "

by alex1001458 February 16, 2018

pulling monties

what sarah does to matt after a few drinks and for charity.

MATT:'hey sarah how about u do some charity
SARAH:'u want me to start pulling monties?'

by mrcoolchap August 5, 2009

muntered

Inebriated, intoxicated or otherwise chemically inconvenienced. Often associated with the consumption of Ecstasy/MDMA, moreso in combination with other intoxicants

"Last night? Can't remember a thing. I was totally muntered!"

by Hamst0r August 6, 2003

Mounties

Canada's police force. Sadly, better than that of America.

I avoided the Mounties by hiding in some bushes.

by Skinny Skin May 25, 2004