mumfing

Noun. (vb. to mumf.)
Muffled shouting; the sound made by someone trying to speak or shout when they have something in or over their mouth (e.g. a gag or a hand). More commonly used in the form "mumfing" than "mumf."

First coined by Lobsterling in a Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency fanfiction on Archive Of Our Own, 9/10/2020.

"With a hand clasped over his mouth, the swearing became a furious mumfing."
"Their words became mumfing for a good few seconds before they realised they could no longer speak."
"Thrashing in zir restraints, ze began to mumf frantically."

by Corvidiss October 23, 2020

momming at the disco

When you're just momming but it's at the disco, Yknow?

"WOAH DUDE IS SHE MOMMING AT THE DISCO RIGHT NOW??!!! SICK!!!!"

by Evelyn Aranivar May 24, 2021

mumting

Munting a mummy, simply

“Bro, do you want to go to Egypt? they have some crazy mumting sites like Cleopatra,” said the kid with Asperger’s

by Mummy Enthusiast March 18, 2024

Mumping

When someone goes Munting with a special needs person as a combination of Gumping and Munting

I went Mumping with that autistic kid last night.

by Premuium June 20, 2024

Mumping

A combination of Gumping and Munting, to be precise, going munting with your munt buddy being on the border of retardation.

I went mumping with Penelope yesterday
Isn't she retarded?
Not quite

by NewDare June 22, 2024

Mummige

Someone who is slow or has difficulty understanding things and/or doing simple tasks

"Fuck your a mummige cunt sometimes"

by South west WA slang February 16, 2025

Mumling

The Mumling is a 7 feet tall beetle, covered in fur. The Mumling rolls around when transporting. It was first spotted in south Sweden.
The Mumling is often seen during cold windy mornings.

Damn, it sucks having to bike to school today, it's a cold and windy autumn morning, better not run into any Mumlings.

by The ball of the Schlicke October 19, 2025