mulleting

to mullet: 1) a haircut that slowly grows into a mullet 2) a haircut that has mullet-like tendencies

You need a haicut, you're starting to mullet.
Hurry! He's mulleting!

by vitl August 3, 2010

Muldering

To draw a conclusion based on evidence that seems unconnected , to uncover a conspiracy or signs of on going conspiratorial activity, which is later proven correct.

Have you ever noticed how those UFO sightings stopped right after 911? " I think you're just muldering this like you do everything related to 911

by Ebony hall & Sydney Garlington September 4, 2017

socially murdering

a nicer definintition for roasting

guy: this guy is socially murdering me on Twitter, ok he asked for it im gonna strike back

by quackiplier August 12, 2016

Murdering

The act of high fiving someone

I will be murdering you soon

by Facts163633 April 25, 2021

Mustering

Wrangling of cattle, sheep, goats or partners, usually with the aid of herding dogs, ropes or other means of enticement.

An enjoyable form of role-play between partners.

Hurry up, Harry. Get to mustering me or I shall freeze to death in this Wonder Woman costume!

by DumpsterDiva May 9, 2010

Mulling

The process of going horizontal on a flat surface for a long period of time. An overall feeling of nothing and or being extremely tired to the point of no mobility. There are five stages of this process, stage five being to the point of no return.

I'm gonna be mulling my ass off today after being at the bars last night.

by Tyron Smoochy Wallis October 20, 2013

muffering

The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.

Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.

Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.

Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.

Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.

by xenialarouge November 5, 2009