mulch chucker

A racial slur for Hispanics because of the common occupation of landscaping. But also sometimes used to make fun of a landscaper the same way grease monkey is used to make fun of mechanics.
Asshole:"Speak English you fucking mulch chuckers"
Landscaper: "Actually I'm bi-lingual asshole and nobody was talking to you so what the fuck do you care? Now get the fuck out of here before I rip you four extra assholes with my pitch fork!"
by Irving Fryer July 09, 2010
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Mulch Style

The act of lying face down randomly in a public place with no intentions at all. Your arms are at your side and your feet are together.
Conor: Dude, lets go mulch style at the mall!
by Mike Ros December 07, 2008
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Mulch monkey

Someone who can't do anything right,they are unevolved and are basically useless.
by Iamtheonethatmakesyou September 09, 2016
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Mulch Effect

The sudden unnoticed advancement of time when hanging out with a particular individual.
Wow, it’s 3 am already?! The damn Mulch Effect gets me every time I hang out with you!
by The Mountain Cat June 21, 2011
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Alyssa Mulch

Alyssa Mulch is one of the sweetest and chillest girls you can meet. She’s extremely loyal and funny. Alyssa Mulch is definitely one of a kind. She’s quite the crackhead and would do anything to make you smile. She definitely some bundle of joy.
Alyssa Mulch is really cool. I think I wanna become friends with her.
by jenifer lopez June 01, 2020
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Smokin' Mulch

When a woman lights a man's pubes on fire while giving a blowjob.
The fire alarm was worth it when we found out Harriet was Smokin' Mulch.
by K-Noodle November 11, 2009
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Mulch Bagging

It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.
As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.

As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.

As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"
by Mulchy McBagggerson September 03, 2009
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