Bro Muffs

Any variety of the large, brightly colored, full ear head phones worn by men who could best best be described as Douche Bags. Typically worn at the gym, in tandem with cut tank tops and backward, flat billed hats.

" Did you see that meat head wearing the Bro Muffs? You think he ever washes the sweat out of those things?"

by MGJuhasz May 29, 2013

muffasnoraus

(noun): this term, sister to muffleupagus, refers to a snatch that is boring. When you see it, your erection goes limp and directly into REM sleep (don't even try to "get it wet").

Angus: Hey man how'd it go with that freshman last night? You "get it wet"?
Wes: Hell nah man, that bitch had a muffasnoraus, put my shit right to sleep.

by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008

beer muffs

See also "beer goggles". A certain level of alcohol intoxication renders otherwise attractive people who are annoyingly talkative, less annoying. An ugly annoying person would require both beer goggles and beer muffs. AKA "beer plugs".

She was really annoying, but once I put on my beer muffs, I didn't mind so much.

by Michael Dean July 27, 2005

muffus duffus

A politically correct way of saying "mother fucker"

Get over here and clean up your mess, muffus duffus!

by ONPS January 30, 2008

Cincinnati Ear Muffs

When two dudes rub dicks together above the head of any third party male or female, where the nut sacks are placed over the ears of the third participant.

Over the weekend, Carl and Dave gave Mortimer a big old pair of Cincinnati Ear Muffs.

by Aeche January 1, 2008

coco muffs

coochie of the chocolate variety

he's craaaazy for coco muffs!

by pwiz June 19, 2010

chubby thigh ear muffs

When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.

I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,

by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011