muffed

to be ugly or unattractive

"Man, that girl is muffed!"

by Ricky Perez October 21, 2003

muffing

Long established Royal Navy slang for cunnilingus.
Alternative: Muff diving.

The bosun's mate got caught muffing a split (female) sailor in the cable locker.

by BandyE May 13, 2016

Muffed

To completely screw up or to fail miserably.
Essentially another form of "messed up".

Dude, you totally Muffed out with your girl.

My man, you're totally Muffing Out right now.

by IHaveASmallPP August 13, 2018

muffing

To smell like one hasn't washed for a few months.

Phooh, she's / he's absolutely muffing !

by Muffindamule October 1, 2006

muffed

verb-to make out with or kiss

cesar:"have you muffed her yet?"
chris:"fuck yea"

by natie-poo August 26, 2007

muffed punt

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

free muffing

When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also called free buffing or going commando.

Half way through dinner, Jennifer told me she was free muffing and I couldn't get my mind back off of tagging her for the rest of the meal.

by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008